im waiting to go to the airforce and get yelled at

 

Why go through all that? Just get married, you'll get yelled at plenty.

 

Thank you for stepping up and defending our country!!!



Good Luck to you!!!

 

Good luck TJ. Save those pennies for the Seven!

 

A.ren't
R.eally
M.arines
Y.et

 

Have fun at Fort Lostinthewoods. That is what everyone in the military calls it.

 

I did both basic and AIT at "lost in the woods" back in '89. You WILL be a better person after completing your training! Man you will get to shoot all kinds of stuff to ****!!!! Night fire with tracers is way cool! Believe it or not, I got used to the gas chamber, so many people are scared to death of the chamber but really it's kinda fun.....where else can you see a jack-*** with a 4 foot snot wad dangling from his nose run screeming from a building right into a damn big *** tree!?! It really is no big deal though, you can do ANYTHING when you know it's just for a little while!


I think I speak for all the rest of the sad-sacks who never will when I say THANKS FOR DOING YOUR PART IN KEEPING THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD FREE!!
See you in the future.
Rick.
US ARMY
1989-1997

 

Best of luck, TJ. We'll all be waiting when you get back.

 

Thanks guys. This is officially my last post on the forum. Im walking out the door right now to head to the Hotel where I will stay until tomorrow morning when I leave for the airport and then Missouri. Everyone stay safe while Im gone .

Until later
~T.J.

 

Best of luck to you!

May God be with you.

 

Well i aint no yank, but i know what basic training is like. Im in the Australian Army Reserves. Drive a M113 APC on the weekends.

Basic training for us was hell, but believe it or not we found happiness when they compared us to the U.S.ARMY... well basiclly they said by our 3rd week of basic were like the fresh out of basic soldiers in the US.

aparently your all "undisciplined f**kwits" ( A quote from my section commander in Basic) But i wont start slugging ya because i know im outnumbered.

My only real tip for any sort of basic is to be the grey man, dont be really crap and dont be really good, just stay in the middle and youll be fine.

Oh and one last thing.... AN MP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mp's have to be perfect at everything and better than everyone because they have to uphold the law, good luck tho' soldier

- Tpr Dee aka James :P

P.S. Do you really have people so stupid in your army that you have to print "front towards enemy" on your claymores......*shakes head*

 

M.uscles
A.re
R.equired
I.ntellegence
N.ot
E.xpected
S.tupid

 

Hey, I am a former Marine..Let's not get into
which branch is better than which.












We already know the Marines are superior.
The Army is well funded though...

 

Yes, they're called "commissioned officers".

 

A Marine and an Army grunt go to the bathroom to wizz. They finish up, the Marine goes to the sink and washes his hands. The Army grunt zips up, and heads to the door. The Marine barks out "Ya know the Corp taught us to wash our hands after using the head!".
The Army grunt replies "Iszat so? Well the Army taught us not to **** on ours!"

 

Perhaps if he is in touch with any of us here, we can get his address i nboot and shoot him some letters. i remember when i was in basic. letters were the only thig keeping me sane. well, along with pictures of my family and cars. he will make it through alright. i have been in the ARMY for 3 years and it has had its ups and downs. God bless america and our fellow soldiers serving the great nation

 

Well all I have to say is wecome to the team brother. A guy just like me helped you get there. Great to hear that not all of us are selfish. Best of luck and come back safe. Just pay attention and it will be the most rewarding event of your whole life.