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Old 02-25-05, 11:22 AM
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Talking Funny Parking ticket

The first time you park on campus here without a permit, you get a warning. And part of how the citation reads struck me as particularly 1st Gen appropriate and kinda funny.

It says

MAKE : OTHER

You damn right it is!!!
Old 02-25-05, 11:31 AM
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allrightythen...

I see a move to the lounge in the future of this thread.
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have any of you seen my hearing aid?
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hearing aid?

and who doesn't like *****?
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why not?
i figured useless bantor belongs with useless bantor and the sooner this things gets moved, the better. don't you think?

**** ... i don't even have a hearing aid. i hear perfectly fine!
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thats what I meant about the hearing aid thing...

and I'm on the save wavelength here.

Might as well ***** this one up so it comes to the attention of the mods sooner, and I don't hang in 1st gen spec. enough to know what mod to msg to get it moved.
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Originally Posted by Supper
thats what I meant about the hearing aid thing...

and I'm on the save wavelength here.

Might as well ***** this one up so it comes to the attention of the mods sooner, and I don't hang in 1st gen spec. enough to know what mod to msg to get it moved.
oh ... i read it wrong. sorry. i guess that's always the downfall of reading typed conversation.

well, let's see ... that's 2 for me, 3 for you. anybody else want in on this? it's fresh out the oven ...

(i'm satisfied though, this will be my last whoring for today.)
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haha ya i got the same thing ... when i parked overnight on the street i got a ticket and it said

MAKE : Unknown
Model : UNKOWN

its funny when cops don't know what you really drive ... let keep it like that ... under the low low ... be funny to go to court and present your car as "unknown" and be like my client wishes to remain "unknown" until further notice. ... i should do that next time i go to court and fight a ticket that says unknown

I forgot to mention that i didn't have any badges what so ever on the car at the time so that didn't help him neither.
Old 02-25-05, 01:14 PM
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Would you repeat that, please ? I am hard of hearing ( from the days of straight pipes / no muffler on my first gen Rx-7).

Did I make this thread legitimate now ?

Put me on the likes ***** list, too. The big gulp mammary kind. Not the imbecile kind.
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if the make and model is unknown just say you were somewhere else and somebody must have "borrowed" your tag and you didn't get a ticket. Then point out that your car is clearly a RX7 made by Mazda not a unknown made by unknown.
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1) yes, i do need more sex.

2) my friend got a ticket in the hillybilly truck. it has been painted camo so the cop tried to write that out, but failed and spelled it as Camoflager. he didnt even care about the ticket after that.
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I can honestly say that i've never received a parking ticket.
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I did one time, but I appealed and won. Woot.
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Talking titty bump, titty bump titty bump bump bump!

Hmm I like the medium sized perky ones, they don't get as saggy with age. I heard Dave said he likes the great biguns that they throw ovver the shoulder when the get older. Ha!

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I like all types of ***** except the ones with a navel in between..Yeesh get the chills just thinkin' bout'em.

The bigguns are best though, most ladies I know hate the black eyes they get from theirs bouncing, I told them to quit running so much, that way we don't think their BFs are beating on them.
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so let's get this straight

two people thought this was a funny thread and not innapropriate to this forum

someone lost their hearing aid

we all like *****, though differ in the details

Out of the 273 views of the thread two people (different from the two who liked it) want me reported to the mods and banned for life, maybe even killed, and I'm definetly not getting invited to their birthday party. I know low self-esteem can be a real issue for growing boys, so I won't make fun of you.
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just how much are you going to charge for those boob shaped hearing aids anyway?

Put a rotary shaped tattoo on one of them and i'm in!!
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mmm...

A = Acceptable
B = Beautiful
C = Colossal
D = Dramatic
E = Enhanced
F = Frightening


out of all of them B is best, A is second.
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Originally Posted by Low Impedance
Camoflager.
I think I had some shooters of that once.
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I love it!! UNKNOWN.... awesome! and yes I like the *****.

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