Your the only one that will ride in your car becuase, it rides like a 120 MPH skate board, Guzzles gas like a mick on a binge, and you see an orthopedist for arm & chest painand his diagnosis is sell your 7 Ill stick with the asprin thanks Doc.

 

When you show your friends pictures of them as if they were your kids "here's the oldest"

When you have a 12a rotor and housing on your desk at work

You hope chicks will think you're cool while explaining how it all works

when a ford sport track can take you down

you put a V8 in it so the 7 really can't lose

you're "hated by all" because you have a v8 in your 7

 

Then your not an first gen RX-7 owner!!

You know your a first gen owner when the only thing you ask for for christmas is parts for your seven!

 

hahahaha so true.

 

lol, no, I'm a 1st gen rx-7 owner, but not a 1st gen rx-7 driver .

... when all you ask for for christmas is money, so you can put it towards your rx-7.

 

haha, I got sway bars for the 7 last christmas.

 

i'm getting a header this x-mas... instead of insurance... oops... hahaha

 

When people ask you what you want for Christmas... and all you send them are links to racing beat, rx7.com and, and atkins rotary

thats exactly what I did this year, heh

 

... When it's 1 in the morning and you just realised it took you 1h30 to read all this lol
... When you get pulled over for a "burned rear brake light" and the officer's partner laughs at him when you say you don't have one ( true story :P )
... When you get in the passenger door <-- guilty !
... When you invite your buddy Jon over (vipernicus42 ) to clean the engine bay with Simple Green, and he agrees because it's the only 7 in a garage he can get his hands on during the winter
... When 2 1st gen Owners are sitting in a rex with no seats, start her up just to hear that sweet, sweet Wankel sound threw that RB exhaust
... When you decline being the DD because "My car only has 2 seats"
... When you drive up to a bar or special event with a fucked up sidewalk and you take it at 0.00001 km/h giving her gas, and everybody in the line up looks at you in aw, then you park her in front ( cuz she deserves it) and walk in VIP (GOD that was SWEET !)
... When everybody who doesn't own a 7 either 1) thinks .."meh , a 1.3 L twin turbo can't be THAT fast " or doesn't find you ******* insane for wanting to put that in a 1st gen ( GIMME A YEAR BABY, OH YEAH !:P )
... When your next 100 pay cheques are already pre-destined for parts for the car
... When people ask you which one's your car and you say it's the mazda Porshe in the driveway
... When your buddy doesn't understand why you get pissed off at seeing an RX-8 in winter time
... When people play with your speaker joysting and go "what's this? "
... When your unkle who's a head mechanic for Toyota sees you in your car for the 1st time and yells out " YOU BOUGHT A WANKEL ? :O ! "
... When everytime you see your unkle that doesn't beleive in Mazda's or Wankels, your car has broken down (Why can't it brake the next day? I don't know ! )
... When chicks who think they know cars because their Ex has a "1.6L civic" scratch their heads when you beat their ex, and tell then you got a 1.1L (MOUHAHA, funny cuz it's true :P )
... When you drive in front of a place with glass and look at yourself, that's what it looks like while moving ! ... sweeeeet !
... When you can fix ANY prblem on your car, but for some reason you friend's colt has a minor bugg in it and you like:" meh, I dunno .. those damn piston engines ! "
... When you try to explain to everybody why you store a 20 yr old car for the winter while driving a 2000 Camry and call it your "winter beater" (Priceless)

I got SOO many but .. I'll stop here !!

Funnyest one: When Your car breaks down on the side of the road, and you laugh at having to get it towed, AGAIN ... Then you help the tow truck guy to hook it up cuz you now know how <--- That happened SOOOO often .. I even know which levers to pull :/

 

... when you have to read the phrase "sex appeal" 3 times before you realize it isn't "apex seal".

 

^^^^ hahahah, omg now thats one of the best i've ever heard!!!

 

when you get really annoyed that the Rx7club logo doesnt have a 1st Gen


BAH

 

and when you know that the 1st gen forum is number 18

 

....you realize the car is older then you.
....you kick your friends *** for talking it down.
....you and your friends feel the car has its own personality and is possessed because it revs on its own when a riced out civic pulls up next to you.
....your die-hard enough to be able to drive thru a snow storm and beat an STi.
....you have better control over then car then the guy with the "most advanced all wheel drive" STi
....when your friend wants you to replaces his front bumber cause you shot flames and melted part of it.
....your friend is going to sell his celica cheap so you can take the 7 off the road to upgrade.
....the girls at school argue with eachother who gets to ride in your only seat, then decided to take 2 of them anyway.
....when you look at a porsche and say the guy doesnt know what hes missing.
....you cry when they tow away whats left to your parts car.

sadly almost every one i have read in here applies, cept for the daughter ones, but i do steal them away from their dads if that counts.

 

You've borrowed money from your girlfriend to buy parts for your non running car

 

This has got to be the best thread ever loll :P

... When you love to impress people with you WORKING light cleaning sprays up front
... When you pull up to a car meetup, and only stick with the "Rotary" part of the show
... When every possible triangle you see reminds you of a Rotor
... When people talk about cars you don't mind looking like an *** bringing in your 1st gen in the conversation when your TOTALLY off subject
... When you go pick up a hot chick at school and everybody can see up her skirt as she sits down cuz the car is so low (Long live short skirts !), and you see all her friends pist cuz SHE gets to climb abord !


This kicks *** !

Rick

 

when you dont have to find a tree for shade.. just park next to any other car and voila!

(happened today )

Edit by vipernicus42: voila is spelled "voila" not "walla".. Sorry, couldn't pass that up, I live in a french-speaking province! hehe...

 

When you go to a parts store to buy spark plugs and they ask if they are for a motorcycle<----happens to me all the time

 

you've studied the wiring diagrams more than you've studied for your finals.

 

...when your idea of a home movie is putting chairs in back of your 7 turning it on, and eating popcorn while you watch the car backfire and shout ''DAMN! that was big! *munch*.....yep.....*blink...*"

 

When you argue with someone that your RX 7 could beat their late 80's Corvette, KNOWING you're wrong, but THAT'S NOT THE POINT.

 

...when you go looking for one od the 3 fusable links inder the hood at the local parts store and they are like whats that...
...when you have enough spare parts in your basement to assemble another rx7...
...you dont know how fast your going at night because your dash lights dont work...
...when you start up your lawnmower and the smell reminds you of the inside of your car...
...when you blow an engine you laugh with your driends because you have another one ready to go in at home...
...when you look at the center counsil and realive that the heater/ac control ***** would make a great place to stick some gauges...

 

when the smell of your car reminds you of your grandfathers boat with an old evinrude motor

 

...when your rear wheel gap is more than your front wheelgap becasue you've taken out the lock boxes and carpet.

 

ha im actually getting nuthin but parts for the 7 for x-mas.....new engine baby!!
-gotta love the upskirt shots as they get in the car...
-u know when ur a first gen owner when ur accel cable breaks in the middle of no where so u link up the choke to the throttle to drive the bitch home...dont ask how i know lol.......
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