Had a dream, my rx7 and I were cruising down a country road! She never ran so good, smooth, unlimited power, like a land speeder from star wars! Felt a nudge on my right, it was Kelly Ripa!! Kissing me on the cheek. What? It was great, until we stopped and I found our Regis Philbin was my father in law! Man that guy is a pain in the ***.

 

have you ever seen a grown man naked?

 

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can

 

Lol wth

 

Just because

 

There is nothing in the world more helpless, irresponsible, and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge