The "FML" Thread
 

FUCK MY LIFE

i just got another ticket!!! thats two in less than 6 months!!!! damnit

there goes a point on my license =[ cant do traffic school either and my insurance will go up as well!!! FUCK!!!!!!

what did u do?

sorry to hear about that, since it's a FML thread, should we just add to the hate of our lives on here?

going to sf ocean beach tonight at 12am dont really wanna go fml can never say no to a girl lol

lol yeah its that kind of thread haha

first ticket a few months ago i did a california roll at a stop light in front og a cop!!! that was stupid, i paid $530 plus traffic school!!! IDK WHY THE FUCK IT WAS THAT MUCH!! a speeding ticket could cost less than that...

and today i made a right turn on a red light with a posted sign that said no turn on red... lol idk what i was thinking... but i made a mistake that time...

im gonna try and contest this ticket or extend it as much as possible so the chances the chp officer doesnt show up...

unless wacky can sign it off =] ahha

so for now FML !!!!

if it was a different county you can do the school i currently have 2 counties i have to be really careful in

well one was in west covina by the police, and the other in duarte by the sheriff




this is how i feel lol not really but it made me laugh ahha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc

wacksauce son, i got my license suspended and taken away by the cops LOL :wallbash:

damn breh thats super fml status right there good luck gettin it back

OUCH!!!! for how long?? 6 months???

My wife left me and my dog got run over by a car in the same day.....FML

^and your fd got torched

today i got a sweet ass rc truggy. havent even had it for an hour and my dog chewed up up the wall charger that was charging the battery. and the tires that where on it.

ran over my lip tonight, FML

i have to look at a sick ass fd that doesnt run, on my drive way...

My diock is too large FML!

my rebuild was no good, took it back to the shop been there for a month and still not done.

electric???? i got a wall charger i can sell lol

FML

I miss my fb

lol +1

I was eating at Sizzler up at the salad bar when i hear a lady talking to the manager. "There was a black mazda out front. Someone just hit and ran." FML. I walk outside and find my Driver side mirror dangeling from the wires, and a nice scrape in my door...double FML.


Luckly the lady had mentioned after that she follwed the car and got the license plate. That will show you old guy driving a Hyundai Sante Fe!

my race car and motor been in the shop for over a year

Buying my fake broken turbo2

your lucky that lady did the right thing and followed the old bastard and got his plates ahha

Ive put so much money in my car knowing that i will never get it back...

FML

ah... my car is NA:(

Most of us are addicted to performance, and rotary performance at that... FML.

I would recommend lawyering up for almost any ticket. I had one for $390 that I got while on my motorcycle. "Obscured plate" and +15 over. It was BS for sure, but I paid a lawyer $200 and he got rid of the ticket and saved me $190 +nothing on my insurance.

Car did not pass smog and is now blowing white smoke FML!

I just took a massive lava dump and my butthole hurts..... FML

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:burn: :lol:

^ :awesome:!!

I went on the rx7 club, saw a crap thread and now I'm posting in it. FML

I got a ticket the other day on a military post (cant talk MPs out of tickets.... ever!). I came around the corner and my friend (car pooling='s less gas money lol) and there was a cop on the other side. I said "Oh well Im doing the speed limit. Im doing 35." "Uh... dude...its 15 here..." FML!! The cop only charged me 35 in a 25 though so thats not as bad.

FML #2: Im getting a custom body kit done for my other car. Its an 03 Lancer and its an 05 kit getting custom fitted on to it. First its was "There isnt that big of a difference" Now its been a year and 8 months and $1400 and I aint got shit! Hes not charging me anymore but him not getting any more money means my shits on the back burner. FML!

im a sex addict FML not really ^_^

Read this, laughed, realized I was in the same boat. flm

So posted this and just got a call today from my mechanic who does my cars and is doing the bodykit. Seems he has a pretty good reason for not working on it. Hes been getting medical tests and treatments, hes been diagnosed with cancer and has a couple months left to live.... wow....

Makes it insignificant about the kit now... Hes a good man, and I wish his family the best of luck and a peaceful next couple months for him.

i dont own a rotary vehicle...fml

i AM!

took a dump, wiped my ass, and the toilet paper ripped so i touched my... FML. :awesome:

^ LMAO dont you hate when that happens lol!!!

I just spent 2 weeks replacing the engine and diagnosing gremlins (had to end up taking it to a shop) on my girlfriend's 240sx and now my FC is not getting any fuel...FML

yea, either rough wiping or just weak toilet paper man. lol

^^ lol

FML!!!

lol just got a fix it ticket a few hours ago onthe way home from work... was on the 605s driving about 70 when i see this dc2 integra with hids behind me. so i get on the right lane and slow down a little till he caught up, then i punched it and in my rear view mirror i see this car a few cars behind just creeping.. not yet knowing its a chp car, i noticed the integra wasnt even speeding next to me, the passenger looked scared and kinda just stared at me... then i noticed the RED FUCKING LIGHTS behind me and then on the loud speaker comes "PULL OVER!!!!!!!" FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!


so he pulls me over and says "hey speed racer!!" he says i was doing 80 85 mph...and ask me for my information blah blah blah, license registration etc.... then he says have you ever been to the ref and im like in my head fuck no!! lol i say no and he says to get out of the car and pop the hood.... luckily my car was a rotary engine lol cause he didnt even notice my headers or its just to dark and rusty looking, he didnt even know what to look for in my engine bay...

so he orders me back in my car and the waiting game began, i was praying please not ticket!!! i cant afford my insurance to go up and my mom would kill me!! haha finally he comes back and just gives me a fix it ticket for modified exhaust and that's it..

but he did insult my car by saying my car sounds like a coffee can with marbles in it HAHAHAHA i was about to crack up when he said that

i wonder if he noticed i didnt even have a passenger seat haha or the headers and presilencer...

well i have no life and just posed a very long story with plenty of errors and run on sentences lmao.. good thing about this is i just got a fix it ticket =D

i would be embarrassed if i got pulled over while trying to race an integra :facepalm:

waste of time

ricer lol.

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To all the Pinoy Rotary owner, P-port is for Pinoy-port which sound like burat burat burat. LOL!!! :lol::lol::lol: