Race, Race, Crash!!!

 
Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old Feb 17, 2008 | 07:48 PM
  #1  
V8what?!'s Avatar
Thread Starter
bov ftw
Tenured Member 15 Years
 
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 322
Likes: 0
From: Ft.Worth, TX
Race, Race, Crash!!!

I`m SUPER bored at work today, so I figured I`d post an interesting race from about 3 years ago...before I sold my 7.

Friday night, three years ago, Pensacola Florida. I gave my buddy a ride in the seven up to a conveniece store to get some beer. Once we`re there, I notice a heavily moddified civic hatch in the parking lot. I knew the owner of this car and his mods: 93 hatch, integra gsr b18c1, 100 shot of funny gas, and no carpet. This gas station is the closest gas station to the industrial complex where everyone drag races their cars. The locals even measured a quarter mile! There`s no traffic at all and plenty of long, wide roads and parking lots!

He asks me to race but to wait for his buddy and his new car, because they wanted to race too. His buddy, whom I actually met the night before, just got his first race car, also the day before...yeah, it`s a civic too. But hey, his dad has a Ferrari! Anyway, his buddy`s car is a Del Sol, JDM B18c1, Greddy turbo kit, JDM LSD. (He didn`t do any of the work. Even had a nice kit and wheels on it.)

First I raced the hatch and beat him. That was from a roll, because I would murder him from a stop. Next is the Del Sol. This is the fun part!!!

He decides that having an LSD makes his car beefcake enough to take me from a stop. We line up and launch. I launched on him hard and jumped a good car on him. I drop into second and he actually stayed stayed put, not pulling any further! I can`t wait to hit third, pull away, and add another notch to the wall, but lucky me, I missed third. I back off, let him zip by, and assume that he realized I stopped the race prematurely.

Nope! It`s his first race in his new car, and he wanted to wind it out! He keeps on going, just like the energizer bunny. Instead of shutting down at the designated 1/4 mile spot, he keeps going. "He`s gonna run outta road!" I think to myself. And yup, he sure did. This moron must`ve been looking down at his gauges, becuase the only thing left at the end of the road is about 10 feet of sand and a chain link fence.

He stabbed the brakes about 40 feet before the sand, cranked the wheel to the right, slid through the sand, and went straight throough the fence!!!

He wasn`t hurt, and his Ferrari-owning-daddy not only fixed his car by next week, but also got his a new body kit, headlights, and standalone EMS.
Old Feb 17, 2008 | 09:38 PM
  #2  
Jesus loves rotaries's Avatar
Full Member
 
Joined: Feb 2008
Posts: 190
Likes: 0
From: Orlando, Florida
sheesh his dad have no honor at all, letting his son drive junk compared to what he drives... tsk tsk
Old Feb 19, 2008 | 05:12 AM
  #3  
proz07's Avatar
looking for 82-83 corolla
Tenured Member 05 Years
iTrader: (6)
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 451
Likes: 0
From: ar
Originally Posted by Jesus loves rotaries
sheesh his dad have no honor at all, letting his son drive junk compared to what he drives... tsk tsk
WHAT???!!!! the kid cant even drive a grocery getter, ya lets put him in a ferrarie....then again that would have been one less retard to reproduce in the world....hmmmm
Old Feb 19, 2008 | 09:09 AM
  #4  
Rotary Noob's Avatar
Ooooooh, custom.
Tenured Member 05 Years
 
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 618
Likes: 0
From: Corona, CA
You have the right train of thought...if you put him in a fast enough car, he will be able to get into trouble, but not get out. That way, we dont have to deal with him any more.

+Eleventy.
Old Feb 19, 2008 | 09:45 AM
  #5  
surfmon's Avatar
Rotary Enthusiast
Tenured Member 15 Years
iTrader: (6)
 
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 1,002
Likes: 1
From: Pensacola, FL
you should race a REAL car next time you come here. There are plenty to choose from


t
Old Feb 19, 2008 | 06:40 PM
  #6  
V8what?!'s Avatar
Thread Starter
bov ftw
Tenured Member 15 Years
 
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 322
Likes: 0
From: Ft.Worth, TX
I have reaced plenty of actual sports cars in Pensacola, too. I used to live there for 5 years. Still meet up at bayfront and go to industrial? That super fast blue EVO still rollin around there? Still seem like there`s more cops on the roads than people?
This is Forest, by they way. We happen to know each other?
Old Feb 19, 2008 | 08:14 PM
  #7  
datsun1200's Avatar
shut up you jack wagon
Tenured Member 15 Years
 
Joined: Nov 2007
Posts: 876
Likes: 2
From: Crystal MN
If i was his dad ill say son like you fuckd up your car.Im not going to help you fix it so you can go out and kill your self.If i was a rich man all my cars would be 20b.
Old Feb 20, 2008 | 12:07 AM
  #8  
DBXJ's Avatar
Full Member
Tenured Member 05 Years
 
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 57
Likes: 0
From: Reno, N.V
my neighbors just like that he started with a civic and alway talked **** when i would be working on my falcon, well i murdered his turbo civic at the track and he blew it up the second time around next week had a new motor a present from daddy,
this time he wanted to race my bike, but not at the track oh no he rather wait for me to leave for work in the AM and do a ricer fly-by on the shoulder getting on to the freeway,
and all he got was me giving him the finger after blowing all hat dirt in my face and a wreaked car after he slid off the road ,
now hes got a STI and its already had a new engine in it,
because i murdered it with my falcon,
ran it to hard sucked something into (I'm assuming the cheap hot air filter) and grenaded the engine,
but at least he doesn't bother me all the time now, though he's gonna be pissed when i roll out with the 7
Old Feb 20, 2008 | 12:15 AM
  #9  
teddyrx2's Avatar
One Luv "Till The End"
Tenured Member 15 Years
iTrader: (33)
 
Joined: Mar 2006
Posts: 13,757
Likes: 0
From: san diego
wow....
Old Feb 20, 2008 | 01:07 AM
  #10  
SLOASFK's Avatar
Top's always down
iTrader: (5)
 
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 4,841
Likes: 2
From: Spain
Originally Posted by DBXJ
my neighbors just like that he started with a civic and alway talked **** when i would be working on my falcon, well i murdered his turbo civic at the track and he blew it up the second time around next week had a new motor a present from daddy,
this time he wanted to race my bike, but not at the track oh no he rather wait for me to leave for work in the AM and do a ricer fly-by on the shoulder getting on to the freeway,
and all he got was me giving him the finger after blowing all hat dirt in my face and a wreaked car after he slid off the road ,
now hes got a STI and its already had a new engine in it,
because i murdered it with my falcon,
ran it to hard sucked something into (I'm assuming the cheap hot air filter) and grenaded the engine,
but at least he doesn't bother me all the time now, though he's gonna be pissed when i roll out with the 7
sounds like a retard...

I had a neighbor like that, except he had a 91 Stealth N/A and I never actually ran him. I didn't want him to get hurt
Old Feb 20, 2008 | 08:01 AM
  #11  
surfmon's Avatar
Rotary Enthusiast
Tenured Member 15 Years
iTrader: (6)
 
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 1,002
Likes: 1
From: Pensacola, FL
Originally Posted by V8what?!
I`m SUPER bored at work today, so I figured I`d post an interesting race from about 3 years ago...before I sold my 7.

Friday night, three years ago, Pensacola Florida. I gave my buddy a ride in the seven up to a conveniece store to get some beer. Once we`re there, I notice a heavily moddified civic hatch in the parking lot. I knew the owner of this car and his mods: 93 hatch, integra gsr b18c1, 100 shot of funny gas, and no carpet. This gas station is the closest gas station to the industrial complex where everyone drag races their cars. The locals even measured a quarter mile! There`s no traffic at all and plenty of long, wide roads and parking lots!

He asks me to race but to wait for his buddy and his new car, because they wanted to race too. His buddy, whom I actually met the night before, just got his first race car, also the day before...yeah, it`s a civic too. But hey, his dad has a Ferrari! Anyway, his buddy`s car is a Del Sol, JDM B18c1, Greddy turbo kit, JDM LSD. (He didn`t do any of the work. Even had a nice kit and wheels on it.)

First I raced the hatch and beat him. That was from a roll, because I would murder him from a stop. Next is the Del Sol. This is the fun part!!!

He decides that having an LSD makes his car beefcake enough to take me from a stop. We line up and launch. I launched on him hard and jumped a good car on him. I drop into second and he actually stayed stayed put, not pulling any further! I can`t wait to hit third, pull away, and add another notch to the wall, but lucky me, I missed third. I back off, let him zip by, and assume that he realized I stopped the race prematurely.

Nope! It`s his first race in his new car, and he wanted to wind it out! He keeps on going, just like the energizer bunny. Instead of shutting down at the designated 1/4 mile spot, he keeps going. "He`s gonna run outta road!" I think to myself. And yup, he sure did. This moron must`ve been looking down at his gauges, becuase the only thing left at the end of the road is about 10 feet of sand and a chain link fence.

He stabbed the brakes about 40 feet before the sand, cranked the wheel to the right, slid through the sand, and went straight throough the fence!!!

He wasn`t hurt, and his Ferrari-owning-daddy not only fixed his car by next week, but also got his a new body kit, headlights, and standalone EMS.
Well sunofabitch.......its Forest. Thought you were dead man.

You ever gonna come back this way? We got Fighters Garage here now. They have tons of Rotary knowledge.............
They have cool meets and cookouts, etc.

The RX community is actually growing again.

Glad to see you still exist

Travis
Old Feb 20, 2008 | 10:47 AM
  #12  
datsun1200's Avatar
shut up you jack wagon
Tenured Member 15 Years
 
Joined: Nov 2007
Posts: 876
Likes: 2
From: Crystal MN
Originally Posted by SLOASFK
sounds like a retard...

I had a neighbor like that, except he had a 91 Stealth N/A and I never actually ran him. I didn't want him to get hurt
He dos sounds like a retard+1
 
Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
scissorhands
Introduce yourself
4
Sep 14, 2015 03:48 AM




All times are GMT -5. The time now is 12:39 AM.