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My favorite little kill...
Well this is from a few years back. It was a friday night and I just got off work so I decided to go get some gas down the street in my RX7 (88' SE with TII swap and other cool goodies mods etc yet looks like a stock NA... sleeper 7 ;) ).
I pull into the gas station (also a favorite hangout place for my friends) and I hear the typical "pissed off bumble bee sound" coming up behind me... Ricer Honda. I'm kinda tired and just wanna get some gas and crash at home. Ya know, long day at work... Well I'm filling up and he pulls into the pump next to me and just starts talking to me all the while examining my car... He's saying stuff like "no intercooler... stock exaust, V6 probably, auto..." I guess he thought he knew what he was talking about or something. idk. While I'm pumping gas I look over at his car and I'm saying in my mind... "my Girl friend has the same car" (1992 Honda CIVIC 4Dr :lol: with the typical Euro lights, the neon, the worthless loud exhaust on a stock engine and oh ya... HE had a automatic trans...) By know I'm laughing inside cause he's still talking shit about my 7. Well I go in and pay for gas and talk to some friends and we all walk out. The Ricer guy is standing in front of his ricer with his arms crossed and yells to me "I can Take you!" It wasn't one second later that me and my friends are all laughing our selves to death (each one of my friends hace riden in my car and know what its like :icon_tup: ). So I simply say to the guy "you keep telling your self that" and he doesn't take a hint... Instead he starts his car and begins to rev it ( I hate the sound of a 4 banger :wallbash: ) he's maybe hitting 5K rpms before the rev limiter on his engine kicks in and stops it from there. Just to be funny two of my friends say "do it dude" and I start my car and look at the guy and say "can you see my Exhaust?" he says ya and I bounce my Tach off of 8K rpms letting out at least a 4 foot flame. This ricer is relentless. he says "I didn't know V6's could do that" ouch... since I don't wanna explain Rotary Theory to him I tell him to look up RX7 and see what kinda of engine I have. This is where things get funny. Just before I let the clutch out to leave he says "I can still take you" I stop and simply tell him $100 bucks says you're way wrong. He actaully agrees to the bet and we give our cash to one of my friends. We set up the slaughter not far from the gas station where there is about a 1/4 mile stretch and my friend is waiting on the other end. As I'm leaving the station he hears my BOV and looses heart or something cause now he won't look at my car or even say a word to me. :) Oh its about midnight by now so there's not traffic anywhere in this town. By now there has been some texting and calls made and there's at least 30 people coming to actually watch this slaughter. (we get bored here often) So we line up on the street and I'm feeling nice so I let him have lucky number 7 car lengths ahead of me. He agrees and my friend's GF gets to the front of us and Is preping for the "GO" sign. I guess I have a large fan base by know cause everyone is watching and yelling for me. One of my friends come up to me and say "do you have any last words for him before you win?" I tell him to go tell this ricer that "I have just raised my Boost controller to 12psi and he's about to know what a Rotary is". My friend tells him and everyone leaves the street and my friend's GF gets her Bra ready and yells the famous words "on your mark (reving to 6K rpms) gets set (1st gear and ready) She drops her Bra... GO! with in what felt like a second I had jumped ahead of him and was accelerating into 3rd gear and pulling the hardest ever in this RX7. I reached the finnish line and got out grabed my cash and the Ricer just keeps going down the road "I yell thanks for the gas!" and say goodnight to all my friends and share some wealth and head home. I was a senior in high school when I did this so you can Imagine the talks and word going around about my little race the other night. It ended up being a great senior year and for some reason not many or really any people want to race me or even think that their car is faster than mine. :) I know this wasn't like beating a ferrari or anything but it was my most memorable Kill that I remember. Since then I have raced many worthy cars and have beat every one. +1 for the turbo rotaries RX7club... |
Nice Kill great story :)
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I love ignorant people. Great story!
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This is so close to a Team Shinken post, that if I wasn't so tired, I would have rewritten it. Maybe in the morning.
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Originally Posted by XxMerlinxX
(Post 7994306)
This is so close to a Team Shinken post, that if I wasn't so tired, I would have rewritten it. Maybe in the morning.
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Originally Posted by XxMerlinxX
(Post 7994306)
This is so close to a Team Shinken post, that if I wasn't so tired, I would have rewritten it. Maybe in the morning.
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Originally Posted by Chris Boots
(Post 7994002)
My friend tells him and everyone leaves the street and my friend's GF gets her Bra ready and yells the famous words "on your mark (reving to 6K rpms) gets set (1st gear and ready) She drops her Bra... GO! The guy probably figured rather than waste his gas and tires he would rather just check out your girlfriend- LOL Nice story though- (28 yr old newbie) |
lol I love this story!
I can only aspire to do something like that some day haha!! |
[/QUOTE]I start my car and look at the guy and say "can you see my Exhaust?" he says ya and I bounce my Tach off of 8K rpms letting out at least a 4 foot flame[/QUOTE]Sounds like your a lil ricey!!! Ricer:ugh2: :dragster:
[/QUOTE]My friend tells him and everyone leaves the street and my friend's GF gets her Bra ready and yells the famous words "on your mark (reving to 6K rpms) gets set (1st gear and ready) She drops her Bra... GO! with in what felt like a second I had jumped ahead of him and was accelerating into 3rd gear and pulling the hardest ever in this RX7. [/QUOTE] Tokyo drift anyone!!! Fan boi!!:hahaha: |
I start my car and look at the guy and say "can you see my Exhaust?" he says ya and I bounce my Tach off of 8K rpms letting out at least a 4 foot flame[/QUOTE]Sounds like your a lil ricey!!! Ricer:ugh2: :dragster:
[/QUOTE]My friend tells him and everyone leaves the street and my friend's GF gets her Bra ready and yells the famous words "on your mark (reving to 6K rpms) gets set (1st gear and ready) She drops her Bra... GO! with in what felt like a second I had jumped ahead of him and was accelerating into 3rd gear and pulling the hardest ever in this RX7. [/QUOTE] Tokyo drift anyone!!! Fan boi!!:hahaha:[/QUOTE] |
^ Epic fail at posting.
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hhahhaa:lol:
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lol good story.
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Great story...I'm gonna tell my kids that one day as a bedtime story!
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Originally Posted by Chris Boots
(Post 7994002)
Well this is from a few years back. Don't lie, it was last week wasn't it? It was a friday night and I just got off work so I decided to go get some gas down the street in my RX7 (88' SE with TII swap and other cool goodies mods etc yet looks like a stock NA... sleeper 7 ;) Because cars that sound like the chainsaw from hell are definitely what you call "sleepers". ).
I pull into the gas station (also a favorite hangout place for my friends Along with the local homeless) and I hear the typical "pissed off bumble bee sound" coming up behind me... Ricer Honda No, that was really a pissed off bumble bee, you ran over his flower on the way in. I'm kinda tired and just wanna get some gas and crash at home. Ya know, long day at work... Yes, I do know. *sigh* Where the hell are my pills? Well I'm filling up and he pulls into the pump next to me and just starts talking to me all the while examining my car... Having a conversation while staring at your automobile, yes, very strange.He's saying stuff like "no intercooler... stock exaust, V6 probably, auto..." I guess he thought he knew what he was talking about or something. idk. Apparently he didn't either. While I'm pumping gas I look over at his car and I'm saying in my mind... "my Girl friend has the same car" (1992 Honda CIVIC 4Dr :lol: with the typical Euro lights, the neon, the worthless loud exhaust on a stock engine and oh ya... HE had a automatic trans...) Your girl drivers a ricey POS apparently. By know I'm laughing inside cause he's still talking shit about my 7. Well I go in and pay for gas and talk to some friends (it's nice that you associate with the homeless) and we all walk out. The Ricer guy is standing in front of his ricer with his arms crossed and yells to me "I can Take you!" He wanted to take you? That sounds slightly homosexual. It wasn't one second later that me and my friends are all laughing our selves to death (each one of my friends hace riden in my car and know what its like :icon_tup: ). So I simply say to the guy "you keep telling your self that" and he doesn't take a hint... But you didn't really give him a hint. A hint would've been like, "You can use the elevator to jump ontop of the level and go to the secret warp tunnels." Instead he starts his car and begins to rev it ( I hate the sound of a 4 banger :wallbash: ) he's maybe hitting 5K rpms before the rev limiter on his engine kicks in and stops it from there. Just to be funny two of my friends say "do it dude" (that wasn't that funny) and I start my car and look at the guy and say "can you see my Exhaust?" he says ya and I bounce my Tach off of 8K rpms letting out at least a 4 foot flame. So you're a flamer. Whatever floats your boat man. This ricer is relentless. he says "I didn't know V6's could do that" ouch... since I don't wanna explain Rotary Theory It's no longer a theory if it actually has been proven to work. Otherwise, you're just running on hopes and dreams, and we all know where that leads to... retarded jokes about swat breaking in and disrespecting your family, but I never narced on nobody. to him I tell him to look up RX7 and see what kinda of engine I have. This is where things get funny. Oh no, we crossed funny about 20 miles back. Just before I let the clutch out to leave he says "I can still take you" I stop and simply tell him $100 bucks says you're way wrong. He actaully agrees to the bet and we give our cash to one of my friends. Was his name Hector? Was he too slow to get away with the cash? We set up the slaughter not far from the gas station where there is about a 1/4 mile stretch and my friend is waiting on the other end. As I'm leaving the station he hears my BOV and looses heart or something cause now he won't look at my car or even say a word to me. :) Oh its about midnight by now so there's not traffic anywhere in this town. What the hell, you live in a retirement center or something? By now there has been some texting and calls made and there's at least 30 people coming to actually watch this slaughter. (we get bored here often) You don't say. So we line up on the street and I'm feeling nice so I let him have lucky number 7 car lengths ahead of me. Lol, how did you possibly count off 7 car lengths? He agrees and my friend's GF gets to the front of us and Is preping for the "GO" sign. I guess I have a large fan base by know cause everyone is watching and yelling for me. Did two girls run up and tell you they'd have a threesome with you if you won? MENA!-GE! One of my friends come up to me and say "do you have any last words for him before you win?" I tell him to go tell this ricer that "I have just raised my Boost controller to 12psi and he's about to know what a Rotary is". Oh geeze. My friend tells him and everyone leaves the street and my friend's GF gets her Bra ready and yells the famous words "on your mark (reving to 6K rpms) gets set (1st gear and ready) She drops her Bra... GO! LOL, are you shitting me? Who does that!?!?!? with in what felt like a second I had jumped ahead of him and was accelerating into 3rd gear and pulling the hardest ever in this RX7. See, it just felt like a second because everything around you got blurry and started warping backwards. I reached the finnish line (why's it gotta be Finnish? why not Spanish or Dutch?) and got out grabed my cash and the Ricer just keeps going down the road "I yell thanks for the gas!" and say goodnight to all my friends and share some wealth and head home. Again, I'm glad you decided to help out the homeless. Those two dollars you gave them can go a long way at McD's. I was a senior in high school when I did this so you can Imagine the talks and word going around about my little race the other night. "The other night"? See! I knew this was like last week! It ended up being a great senior year and for some reason not many or really any people want to race me or even think that their car is faster than mine. :) Because you beat a riced out civic with streetglow. Yes, I can see how that would seem intimidating. I know this wasn't like beating a ferrari (oh no, it's practically the same thing) or anything but it was my most memorable Kill that I remember. Since then I have raced many worthy cars and have beat every one. +1 for the turbo rotaries RX7club... |
^^OMG^^^ - can't stop laughing now. SHIT! I think my boss heard me...better get off the forum.......
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Haha. Chapter two is here!
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I wish my missus would get her bra out some times when I race. *sigh*.
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very funny rewrite- if you've never been beat you haven't been challenged by enough fast cars, there is always somebody faster or a little crazier.
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dude great story. i hate those hondas, they think they are so fast!!!! why!!!!
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I would like to see the vid. of your girl without her bra, forget the race. She can drop her arms around my slong any day.
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Sorry dude. You had it coming since I had to wade through that giant pile of com"post"
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Great story
Lmao @ XxMerlinxX |
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XxMerlinxX you're funny. The story may be sad but its true to the letter man. What fast and the furious are you guys talking about? I have only seen the first one and now blame those movies for the inflation of Honda Ricers. I'm not a fan of those movies :P . The dropping bra thing totally caught me off guard, I wasn't expecting her to do that. I still think you are hilarious XxMerlinxX how you re wrote my night. that probably took you a long time, were you bored or something? Anyway I'll make sure I don't let you know of any other kills or crazy nights I have that way you can't re write it. When I said sleeper 7 this is what I meant: my RX7 looks just like it did from factory a simple s4 NA. The surprise is under the hood.
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Lol, it's all in fun man. I don't doubt any of what you said, it's just that adding on to a story in a "creative" manner is sort of a running gag around here ever since the original story of Megami and Team Shinken. Good kill for blowing away the ricer and getting a free tank of gas to boot. I can't ever get them to put up money when I race them.
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Ya its cool man. i still can't believe he agreed to the 100 bet! I was just joking around and then he said sure I'll take that bet. :) good for me I guess. Megami and Team Shinken? what/ who's that?
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It's what started it all! Click Here.
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lol, best $100 race ever. You gave him 7 lengths, and totally walked the guy, baahahaha
I killed a Focus, a Malibu, and kept up with 3 sport bikes on a straightaway the last couple days... |
I killed a Bug the other weekend when I moved my jackstands.
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I think Merlin is the God of the kills section.
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Originally Posted by ncfc3s
(Post 8000537)
I killed a Bug the other weekend when I moved my jackstands.
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For real though good for you man giving him a handicap and still making him look pathetic... and allowing him to make you a hundred bucks richer.
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works for me :) OMG Merlin I just read the original story of Megami and Team Shinken. Thats is so damn funny. ya know I think I have played that race on need for speed too.... LMAO
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i love the story man. so many hondas, so little time.... theres one around town here that actually has an i/c to go with his body kit... i still cant ever find him when i drive my TII though. i think he hides. haha
and i dont get all the fuss about FNF. its not like it was that horrible. to me, its kinda like a hardcore drug. when your doing it, its cool (input 550hp rx7), but the side effects are fucking rediculous (input honda.). |
Originally Posted by XxMerlinxX
(Post 7996430)
So you've won against every other car you've ever raced eh? That's because you haven't raced against Team Benjos! So.... do you feel lucky? Well do ya, Brian Earl Spilner?
I am not modded as yet, so i can only bring 425hp to the table. The day is coming, however, that 600hp will easily be reached - after my warranty expires. Come see me then - in Detroit. |
Originally Posted by motorcity muscle
(Post 8005497)
What's this? team Banjos? I do hope I'm not out of place on this forum, but this sounds like a honda challenge to me - you Banjos are honda, right?
I am not modded as yet, so i can only bring 425hp to the table. The day is coming, however, that 600hp will easily be reached - after my warranty expires. Come see me then - in Detroit. |
Question - does your team run Mazdas or Hondas? Seriously, I do not know which....
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Originally Posted by motorcity muscle
(Post 8005548)
Question - does your team run Mazdas or Hondas? Seriously, I do not know which....
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Naw, i'd actually prefer to do that in person, side by side - $100 bet would be acceptable. You can't phone this sort of thing in. You prolly have serious mods right now = I just might lose.
I have no problem in losing, as long as I'm beaten fair and square. Hell, I'll even buy the beers afterwards. Now, if your RX-7 is stock, then I'll up the bet to $200. And then you buy the beers.... For some reason, I just thought you were a Japanese Honda team coming to stir the pot on a Mazda board. Not like i can claim deference being a Mopar guy on a Mazda board either!! |
I'm coming to Indiana this summer, maybe I can swing by Michigan while I'm there.
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Originally Posted by XxMerlinxX
(Post 8005666)
I'm coming to Indiana this summer, maybe I can swing by Michigan while I'm there.
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Originally Posted by motorcity muscle
(Post 8005687)
Cool! BTW - what are the stats on your car?
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Originally Posted by XxMerlinxX
(Post 8005666)
I'm coming to Indiana this summer, maybe I can swing by Michigan while I'm there.
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Originally Posted by XxMerlinxX
(Post 8005868)
I'm mildly modified. :) Click Here For XxMerlinxX's Garage
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Originally Posted by Normality_Glitch
(Post 8005875)
Why the hell are you going to Indiana?
Originally Posted by rx7legend
(Post 8005916)
lol mildly modified, didn't think you took out the best part of the 7, but everyone has his own taste when tunning a car i guess.
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Ah, there really isn't anything to do unless you like campus bars. I just find problematic girls, date them until they drive me crazy, find a new one. That is how I keep myself entertained.
Its a great place to settle down in once you're old and don't really need to go out and have things to do to be content, there are some good places around here that have live blues and jazz playing. There are some decently upscale restaurants around as well. Hopefully I'll have my FB done by summertime. I'd like to, work just has me consumed, and I don't think my neighbors would like to hear a bunch of banging around in a garage at 2 in the morning. |
I found a picture of him and his car...
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Here's a picture of his cars. The one on the right is the civic he was driving that night, except I think its a whole lot faster cause he said he painted the valve cover :lol: . The car on the left is his Plymouth Lazer... Ya I'm so scared now, I'll bet him 150 if he wants to race with that POS.
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^so so sad
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i Love this story, best part being. "i didnt know a v6 could do that"! I love when fools try to call ur motor out and dont have any idea of whats good under the hood. I had a kill today, but it wasnt me who killed. I got killed by a early 80's monte supercharged. I knew i'd get killed but this was my first race since i got my tII. It all just worked out perfect pulling up to a ight with about a 1/2 ile straight stretch ahead. (rare in the bay area) so i went for it. I heard the supercharger spooling a lil so i knew it was extra hot. When we took off he instantly jumped about three car lengths ahead but then i kept up. I contribute his victory to being a v8+supercharged. I need to adjust my clutch but no excuses I got killed. At the next light i shot him a lil knodd with a smurk like i knew id loose but it was still fun. Next on the list turbo upgrade and fuel system boost.
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