Originally Posted by XxMerlinxX (Post 7994306)

This is so close to a Team Shinken post, that if I wasn't so tired, I would have rewritten it. Maybe in the morning.

Originally Posted by XxMerlinxX (Post 7994306)

This is so close to a Team Shinken post, that if I wasn't so tired, I would have rewritten it. Maybe in the morning.

Originally Posted by Chris Boots (Post 7994002)

My friend tells him and everyone leaves the street and my friend's GF gets her Bra ready and yells the famous words "on your mark (reving to 6K rpms) gets set (1st gear and ready) She drops her Bra... GO!

Originally Posted by Chris Boots (Post 7994002)

Well this is from a few years back. Don't lie, it was last week wasn't it? It was a friday night and I just got off work so I decided to go get some gas down the street in my RX7 (88' SE with TII swap and other cool goodies mods etc yet looks like a stock NA... sleeper 7 ;) Because cars that sound like the chainsaw from hell are definitely what you call "sleepers". ).
I pull into the gas station (also a favorite hangout place for my friends Along with the local homeless) and I hear the typical "pissed off bumble bee sound" coming up behind me... Ricer Honda No, that was really a pissed off bumble bee, you ran over his flower on the way in. I'm kinda tired and just wanna get some gas and crash at home. Ya know, long day at work... Yes, I do know. *sigh* Where the hell are my pills? Well I'm filling up and he pulls into the pump next to me and just starts talking to me all the while examining my car... Having a conversation while staring at your automobile, yes, very strange.He's saying stuff like "no intercooler... stock exaust, V6 probably, auto..." I guess he thought he knew what he was talking about or something. idk. Apparently he didn't either. While I'm pumping gas I look over at his car and I'm saying in my mind... "my Girl friend has the same car" (1992 Honda CIVIC 4Dr :lol: with the typical Euro lights, the neon, the worthless loud exhaust on a stock engine and oh ya... HE had a automatic trans...) Your girl drivers a ricey POS apparently.

By know I'm laughing inside cause he's still talking shit about my 7. Well I go in and pay for gas and talk to some friends (it's nice that you associate with the homeless) and we all walk out. The Ricer guy is standing in front of his ricer with his arms crossed and yells to me "I can Take you!" He wanted to take you? That sounds slightly homosexual. It wasn't one second later that me and my friends are all laughing our selves to death (each one of my friends hace riden in my car and know what its like :icon_tup: ).

So I simply say to the guy "you keep telling your self that" and he doesn't take a hint... But you didn't really give him a hint. A hint would've been like, "You can use the elevator to jump ontop of the level and go to the secret warp tunnels." Instead he starts his car and begins to rev it ( I hate the sound of a 4 banger :wallbash: ) he's maybe hitting 5K rpms before the rev limiter on his engine kicks in and stops it from there. Just to be funny two of my friends say "do it dude" (that wasn't that funny) and I start my car and look at the guy and say "can you see my Exhaust?" he says ya and I bounce my Tach off of 8K rpms letting out at least a 4 foot flame. So you're a flamer. Whatever floats your boat man.

This ricer is relentless. he says "I didn't know V6's could do that" ouch... since I don't wanna explain Rotary Theory It's no longer a theory if it actually has been proven to work. Otherwise, you're just running on hopes and dreams, and we all know where that leads to... retarded jokes about swat breaking in and disrespecting your family, but I never narced on nobody. to him I tell him to look up RX7 and see what kinda of engine I have.

This is where things get funny. Oh no, we crossed funny about 20 miles back. Just before I let the clutch out to leave he says "I can still take you" I stop and simply tell him $100 bucks says you're way wrong. He actaully agrees to the bet and we give our cash to one of my friends. Was his name Hector? Was he too slow to get away with the cash?

We set up the slaughter not far from the gas station where there is about a 1/4 mile stretch and my friend is waiting on the other end. As I'm leaving the station he hears my BOV and looses heart or something cause now he won't look at my car or even say a word to me. :) Oh its about midnight by now so there's not traffic anywhere in this town. What the hell, you live in a retirement center or something? By now there has been some texting and calls made and there's at least 30 people coming to actually watch this slaughter. (we get bored here often) You don't say.

So we line up on the street and I'm feeling nice so I let him have lucky number 7 car lengths ahead of me. Lol, how did you possibly count off 7 car lengths? He agrees and my friend's GF gets to the front of us and Is preping for the "GO" sign. I guess I have a large fan base by know cause everyone is watching and yelling for me. Did two girls run up and tell you they'd have a threesome with you if you won? MENA!-GE! One of my friends come up to me and say "do you have any last words for him before you win?" I tell him to go tell this ricer that "I have just raised my Boost controller to 12psi and he's about to know what a Rotary is". Oh geeze. My friend tells him and everyone leaves the street and my friend's GF gets her Bra ready and yells the famous words "on your mark (reving to 6K rpms) gets set (1st gear and ready) She drops her Bra... GO! LOL, are you shitting me? Who does that!?!?!? with in what felt like a second I had jumped ahead of him and was accelerating into 3rd gear and pulling the hardest ever in this RX7. See, it just felt like a second because everything around you got blurry and started warping backwards. I reached the finnish line (why's it gotta be Finnish? why not Spanish or Dutch?) and got out grabed my cash and the Ricer just keeps going down the road "I yell thanks for the gas!" and say goodnight to all my friends and share some wealth and head home. Again, I'm glad you decided to help out the homeless. Those two dollars you gave them can go a long way at McD's.

I was a senior in high school when I did this so you can Imagine the talks and word going around about my little race the other night. "The other night"? See! I knew this was like last week! It ended up being a great senior year and for some reason not many or really any people want to race me or even think that their car is faster than mine. :) Because you beat a riced out civic with streetglow. Yes, I can see how that would seem intimidating.

I know this wasn't like beating a ferrari (oh no, it's practically the same thing) or anything but it was my most memorable Kill that I remember. Since then I have raced many worthy cars and have beat every one. +1 for the turbo rotaries RX7club...