This kill story begins back in High School, there was a kid(we will call him Juan)that didn't know anything about cars but thought he did. He swore that his stock 89 Accord could keep up with STi's(yeah only if it had K-series) Well anyway, we all didn't like him he was annoying, he was very ignorant. He swore he could beat any car in his Accord abd we just laughed at him.This continued for years until I graduated and then I didn't see him again...

2 YEARS LATER....

I am coming home from work and I park. All the sudden a pretty clean Del Sol that looks like it came from the factory rolls up on me. I look over to see who it is, and guess who it was: Juan!!! I ask him how he is and what he's rolling in and then, he has the audacity to say: " enough to smoke that piece of s*** your rolling in. OOOOHHHH I was furious, and then I thought maybe he's rollin Dual cam and maybe he said that for a reason. But I said lets do this near my house by a mile road thats abandoned. I was havin the JDM jitters the whole way there then we stop and get ready. By this time my heart is jumpin, he looks at me and counts down 3...2( by this time I'm reving at 5,500) 1!!!! I let of the clutch and SMASH IT. redlining first then second, then I look and his car is 5 cars behind me, then it hits me like a sack of taters. ITS SLOW AND HE THOUGHT IT WAS FAST!!!! I smoke him and instead of stopping to say he lost he takes the next right and I didn't see him again....

Well that was my first official kill, but how DARE HE make fun of the mighty FC and try to smoke me. I'M SORRY but that won't fly with me. Thanks for reading.


Stuff done to my car: 88 SE, humble with an intake and exhaust.

 

Now get some more mods and start smoking more ignorant peeps. Good kill.

 

that must have been great i would love to do that to some of my old friends.

 

good kill

 

Nice kill, he sounds like a grade A ricer, because your car isn't exactly fast either...

Always gotta love the super embarrassed turn around after the race.

 

oh never said it was fast at all... but it was a very satisfying moment for me.

 

your fc is slow and shitty.. now race me...!!! jk i love fc's glad you taught him a lesson

 

I love those people as much as the ones that say,

"Oh yeah, well when I get my __________ I'll smoke you!" (insert any car name, or part name that you cannot afford while working at Wendy's)

I just love it, I have an FB and I can still after all these years smash all my buddies... They think my car is God, and they have to talk about it as such. So I have people in REAL fast cars that they talk to, that think I am some ricer that thinks he owns a world beater....

 

^THAT is what sucks. Like my friend knows this guy with an auto Eclipse V6 that thinks its the fastest thing on wheels. Just because it beat your Hyundai Elantra does NOT make it fast. God forbid if I ever race the Eclipse, they'll think I'm god.

 

This reminds me of a kid from my high school named Mark...His parents bought him a 4 door 94 Integra GSR which he honestly said was the fastest car in town and he would take on anybody. (prior to my FD I owned a 97 Integra LS) Mostly he talked **** to the Mustang guys with their 5.0's and would always make up an excuse when a race was set up... One day I told the guys next time he says something set up a race. I'll go half throttle in my FD shifting at 3k rpm and we'll see who wins. Well he backed down on that one too. So one day I was out cruising and guess who I see!! Mark in his Integra... We're doin about 35mph and I look over tell him to hit it leaving it in 4th I let him get about 3 cars ahead then hit it and fly by him... One more time using 3rd gear same outcome... Then I gave him a little 2nd gear and all of 3rd gear to show him how slow his car is. Well that car was stolen and totalled so he bought a 95 Talon... He started the "fastest car in town" but it was unmodded... Except he disconnected the recirc hose for his BOV... Thankfully I haven't herd much about the kid for a while... I think he went to college or something??

And regarding people calling cars GOD, I have an acquaintance who was a street racer and all his buddies were Honda guys, said he had a car I should race... But it ran consistent high 14's and he said it was SOOOO fast. Then rode in my car and said I shouldn't bother racing him. Shortly thereafter I found out he tried to talk about my car with girls to impress them lol What a loser... Can you imagine being a girls and hearing "Hey I know a guy who owns a really fast car with HKS this and HKS that... Wanna go out sometime?"

 

Hey baby, my best friend has an HKS BOV

WTF is a B O V??

Damn, its exactly what it sounds like women a B O V , I swear you girls dont know jack about cars... Can I get your digits?

 

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i have never understood this. a metal intake pipe is easy enough for the average dipshit to install and makes even a stock 2g dsm blowoff valve loud enough to please all but the most discerning of ricers.. all without the added benefit of the car choking on itself every time you shift

 

haha good stuff.