I got asked the infamous question......
 

"Are you gonna get new cams?"

i replied "no i dont have cams"

he said "man you are missing out"



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I love stupid people!!!! Good one!

Why dont Rotorys have cams?

What opens the Valves?

LOL

WOW! Some people seem smarter if they just keep there mouth shut.

Yeh but u got to laff.

Some people just think they know it all?

I loved it when I went to the emissions station and they asked me why I drove a 2 cylinder car...I didnt even try to explain....

I have a Cam in my rotary. I use it to beat, anyone that tries to take my car or start some S$%*(&

Tell them cams are for pussies. Especially roller cams.

AHAHAH!!!!! ROFL!!!!!! I think im gonna start carrying one of my old Chevy cams because of this !

the camshaft in my 13B has 2 lobes, about 270 degrees of duration and approx 25mm of lift :D

f*cking funny shit. lmfao, I'm sooo wasted right now. ;lol

Obviously you're not that drunk yet because you can still type .

Not true. I am completely bombed. I mean,. I had to retype 'true' because I respelled it "taui" the first time. I find when I wirte drunk, I spend a lot of time editing my writing so I don't seem drunk. Wanna know what's sad? There is a girl upstairs expecting me, and I am too tired to go up.
Sean
Yes. I am drinking 40 beer tomorrow!

Tell them you had ypur cam removed for the next two weeks while you get it reground, but you think it runs a lot better without a cam so you're gonna keep it that way. That, or tell them you installed a cam from the new electric motors.
Sean

When there is a woman waiting for you, and you are too drunk to go see her, THEN you have a drinking problem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OT: I once had an emissions tester tell me he though I had some "valve noise." I told him to keep his damned hands off my car! I made sure I was standing right there when the morons did the test... I had to show them the spark plug wires, then they hooked it up wrong and had their guage showing me idling at 10,000 rpm! :)

Emissions people cannot be trusted.

I had another one tell me that my "ignition was advanced 60 degrees at idle and he couldn't pass me."

Think about that for a second.

i am gonna start telling people that i have a 2 cylinder, 1 stroke motor

:D

Justin

I used to call the engine a "turbine engine" for the first week I owned my rex. Wow, I was a moron!!!!!

heres a good answer
Only the fast and the furious dont have cams dude......
If you want to be as hip as me you better do away with yours...

How the hell did that guy ever get hired there? lol! :)

trying to explain the rotary to dumb people got old, I made it easier by getting the little keychain model of a rotary engine with a spinnable rotor in the housing, its helps them understand, I think..........

where can i find one of those keychains??

Where did u get the keychain?

LOL at the Quick Lube where I get my oil changed they wrote in record "Leaks oil/1 quart per 3000 miles"

Man...I just got my 7 back together, and went for a few redlines....COOL!!!!