I found this on Craigslist.

Highly Modified 1999 Dodge Neon - good Condition

currently has 120k miles but was rebuilt not too long ago.

I have a highly Custom Lightning Bolt Decal, Looks Very cool when you are hauling down the road because it really looks like lightning, it looks like you are going real fast!
I also have a Custom Hood that was fabricated by Moore Performance. This car is a for sure hear turner, no doubt with its custom 5 spoke wheels.

Greatest part is that its Front Wheel Drive, not one of those lame RWD or AWD that wastes gas and is not meant for the track. This car is perfect for the track. For those who dont know the FWD pulls your through the turn!!! not push you through the turn like other "Race" cars.

It even comes with an intake. has a K&n filter on it and you will not believe the engine response compared to stock Neons, i hate to get rid of this beauty but tough times calls for tough decisions

 

 

Speechless...and amused

 

lmao!!!

 

im selling my t2 right now to buy that

 

I'm buying that for a dollar. Lightning Bolts, F**K Yeah!@@#$#@!!@

 

 

i hope he's kidding.

 

obviously you are jealous of that sick *** neon.

 

I don't think we are his target market.

 

^look at the guys keywords if you go on craigslist. It has a bunch of RWD cars listed as keys ahahah

 

 

Lmao

 

****, I bet that thing's a total animal on the track. What the hell are we doing spending money on tires and suspension?


:brb: gonna go make my lightning decal now.

 

Hes got a K&N that gives way more throttle response than a stock Neon.

Plus, 1st gen Neons > 2nd gen Neons. Because.

 

Our lame *** rwd cars that waste gas and are not meant for the track .

We should go turn his lightning bolt decal to clouds w/ rainbows.

 

I wish i had a neon like that..lol.......not really.

 

i say we high jack his car and sell it back to him..

 

Dayum

 

Lmao that **** was great

 

Considering that a stock Neon has the throttle response of a retarded quadraplegic tortise on quaaludes, I'm sure it does...

(That's called "setting the bar comfortably low," you know.)

 

what a tard.

:AA:

 

And here I am think my escort is a beast....

 

It is!

 

ya know.. that guys was probably just trying to be a good sales man and scam some poor highschool kid into thinking its uber cool.. and make a sale