Two blondes out hiking in the woods when suddenly one of them has to take a crap like no tomorrow

The first blonde suggests she use a bush but the second blonde is like i dont have anythign to wipe with so first blonde says, "you have a dollar dont you use that"
so the second blonde says ok and goes behind the bush and after a few mins comes back covered in crap so first blonde asked, "what happened you are covered in crap?"

Second blonde says, "you try wiping with 3 quarters 2 dimes and a nickel"

*rimshot* thank you thank you
I dont care who you are thats funny right there...