I remember 7stock 11 Because. . . .
 

Everyone, share your odd and interesting 7stock experiences. I'll start off. . .

Ok, so Friday, I was hanging out at the San Diego Zoo with some people from BAW and what not. Well, we were wandering, when. . . . low and behold. . . I see 3 of these chair things lined up. side by side, with silver pedal/foot rests. I lok at them, and am quite perplexed by it. Whatever could they be? I look over at the San Diego veteran that i'm with, Jenn, and query about it. She tellls me they are foot massagers. wtf? a foot massage is slow. . . how can this be of any good? I think that Jenn, Eggz, and T knew what they were though, bc they told me to sit on it. . . and they all pulled coins together to pay for it.

well, they drop the coins in, and the feet thingies start shaking. like. . . well. . . vibrating like a sybian more like it. H,mmmm. . . . like a sybian, eh? :suspect: So i do what anyone else would have done. . . . . ok, maybe not anyone else. . well, no one else, since they all said this was the first time they saw anyone do it.

I kneeled down, pulled my pants as close to my nuts as possible, and mightyslashed the foot massager. Like, i left my nuts on there, until they started to get numb. All the while, i was making moaning sounds, and pleasured sounds until it hurt . . . then i was like "AWWWW FUCK, SHIT, etc" . . . . anyone else ever gotten a shake job from a foot massager? It's an interesting experience for sure.

After i stood up, and walked limped leggedly. . . i looked over. Apparently i did it in front of a kiddie play ground. . . there were like 10 kids and parent's just staring. . . like. . . complete awkward staring at me. . . . It was like a deer in headlights type thing, bc i just stared back, wondering where the Dateline crew was. . . until i could shake it off, and briskly walk away, whilst everyone that wasn't in our entourage was staring, and everyone else laughing. :rofl:

this is the San Diego Zoo crew from friday. Im on the floor:

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b3...1/DSC01434.jpg

i've got more interesting stories ;)

You never cease to amaze me Chris. Well done sir, well done.

look at all those ugly mofos :P

Like a bunch of Eracists haha

wewt, Larry-Lar, check out page 314 in Bored at Work for the group pix!!

my first 7stock... VIII i think. anyways at the banquet it was fucking boring as hell. me and my buddies sat next to some older white guy and seemed like he attended every year. i think his name was andy but this was years ago and i was not sober.

anyways he knew how the banquets worked and convinced me to play a game with him that he played every year. the game was to try and get as many dinners and desserts as possible by eating really quickly and then hiding the plate and saying that he was never served. i think both he and i got about 4 dinners and 3 desserts each lol.

he came along with my buddies and i to D&B and then we parted ways.

i always remember him by something he said along the lines of "i'm not sure what to do with the mexicans gardenerswho keep breaking my sprinkler heads" and complained that "i couldnt just throw them (messicans) away" LOL

he was a funny guy i wish i knew who he was on this forum. i'm not sure but i thikn i remember saying he was from arizona or something

A few things to remember SS 11 by. Getting my ass grabed a few times, thank you chris, and collin for that experance. It will live with me forever.

Getting to have sex with chris's face.

And my ride in Glenns FD, it was awsome and sucked all at once. Awsome cuz the thing is a beast and sucked because look how far i have to go to reach that point :(

The thing to remember most for me is being able to hang out with all you peeps again this year and having the time of my life.

Oh...and asking everyone whether or not to choke Collin out... :D

Collin trying to throw a slightly inebriated Brian into the pool and ended up getting manhandled in himself - Apparently I was right on the circumstances :rofl: Thanks Steve - and I don't care what the fuck you all think
I AM NOT AN ANGRY PERSON!!!!! CAN I PLEASE HAVE A LIGHT?!?!?!! THANK YOU!!!!
Aside from that, getting to finally meet so many people that I have known in an internet/phone convo sense over the past few years. T'was awesome and I can't wait to do it all over again.... with a 7 next time though. Not some little uber ghey miata with three dudes packed into it :rlaugh:

Oh for sure, the entire experiences was awesome. to being face banged by Ty-ty, to hearing Bri-bri's "I AM NOT ANGRY" rants, to it all, it was awesome!!

I wanted to see what some of the individual experiences were. there were tons. My main highlight. . . . 3 guys in a Miata. . . . :rofl: :lol:

lets see my memory for this year was making chris discover the foot massager


and more importantly the death pepper

chris bragged for month about how he can eat hot foods and loves hot peppers and so on. i told him i had something that would set hm straight. he of course brushed it off.

so while we were sitting in yardhouse for lunch (and yes we all had enough alcohol in us to sedate and elephant) i convinced chris to eat one of these little evil peppers.

he stood there for a bit and nothing seemed to be wrong......these peppers CREEP up on you hard core.

he took a sip of water and for the next oh 45 min he was dying. unfortunately one of the cooks from yardhouse was kind enough (after of course laughing at this spectacle with the rest of the cooks for about 30minutes)to give chris a glass of milk.

my only regret was not photo chronicling the spectacle

:lol: :rofl:

Ahahahahahah!! that's epic!! :rofl: :rlaugh:

:lol:

I'm surprised you didn't grab the Canon and clicked pictures. i woulda loved to have seen my facial expression :rofl:

because it was FUCKING amazing.

unfortunately it was in the car. i didnt feel like carrying it around or potentially losing it due to alcohol

I said hi to you RedR1. :D

Chris!!! I was looking for J0000000 everywhere!!!!

Hellz Yea homie!! I tried to find you again when we all went out for late lunch/early dinner, but i couldn't find you :(

It was wicked cool to finally meet you after all of these years, dude! Sorry I was a little quiet, but I was also lost when I met you in front of that semi/trailor thing :lol: I was trying to find my handlers, bc without them, I started dry humping strangers :rofl:

I tried my best, i was the only guy out there wearing all white, with yellow spiked hair :) I stood in open places. I met soooo many forum members.

All you guys that I met, it was wicked cool! And i'm sure that you all can see. . . im a pretty frikkin retarded person, in life just as online :rofl:

Finally meeting everybody and hanging out with them, getting a professional photo shoot done on my car, making ~450whp at Synapse's Dyno and being able to finally drive Palomar Mtn made it all worth it even when Jesse popped my motor.

http://videos.streetfire.net/video/P...-in_188114.htm

Who was the cute young girl with raven black straight hair and punk rocker duds. She said her name was Sarah. I spoke with her briefly at the double tree parking lot and then she disappeared. She acted like she knew me but I didn't have a clue who she was forum name wise.

I'm glad I didn't eat one of those peppers. :tonque:

Epic's fail

https://www.rx7club.com/attachment.p...1&d=1222822563

I blow up engines - I feel like a huge dick but I'm laughing haha

https://www.rx7club.com/attachment.p...1&d=1222822589

I ar a sad panda :tear:

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WAITY WAIT WAIT... you willingly gave chris milk after those stories?!?! you must have been in BAD shape lol!

How many is this now? 16 lol

hahahaha good times

Lol shut it! It's only 6 now. :(