Soccer Mom can't handle me!!! 12 > Van
 

So i commute to school about 1 hour away to San Jose State. I stop and get gas every morning and today all the pumps were blocked 'cept one but opposite side of my car so i had to do a little reversing/turning. It was obvious i was going to use the pump and at the last second this damn soccer mom in a Dodge Grand Caravan pulls into my spot, all cock-eyed and not even parked right. I had to slam my brakes pretty hard so id idnt back into her!!! i get out of my car and say "What the hell" as she goes into pay for gas and she looks over at me and says "Live With it!"
So im pissed but what can i do so i wait for the next guy, whos pump happens to be opposite my car and wait to use the pump. So i get gas and stare her down and she leaves and whatever..........

Heading out of town there is a little 2 lane highway (Highway 25) that takes you to the main 101 highway. This hghwy 25 is intersected by another hgwy (156). At this light the one road heading north splits into 2, so that cars from 25 can turn right onto 156, but this also creates a chance to pass slower cars and continue on 25. So, what do you know, i get into the passing lane and all the cars in front of me turn right so i go staight to the front and whos in the lane right next to heading straight?!! the soccer mom! I gave her a buttass ugly look and turned my music up loud (1 12inch alpine 500watt sub and 1 sony xplod 500watt amp) even though it was 6:45 in the morning! S

So im sitting there and right when the turn lanes are almost done she creeps up on and i start revving it to like 4-5 thousand, backfiring over and over.......

The light turns green and i pull out (almost a perfect launch) 1.5 car lengths. Through second i was up 2 cars and in 3rd she began to gain. Everytime i shifted she gained ground on me, i swear i was shifting as fast as i could!!!!! So I was in 4th revving 4 thousand and the merging lane was running out, there is no way im ending up behind this SOB, so my car is entering more and more shoulder and i kick in my clutch really quick and get a little jump on her, hit 5th and pull out in front.

It was awesome, i have kinda sped alongside other cars,but nothing like this. I was pissed, she was pissed and i fucking won!!!! ahahah!!!

I dont know her specs, but it looked pretty stock to me nothing out of the ordinary....

My car is an 84 gs with a powerpulse muffler and a pretty strong 12a...

Im accumulating parts for my 13b swap and after that all these damn crazy female drivers with big vans and SUVs better wtach out!!!!!

wheres that soccer mom forum/club, im going to go raise some hell!!!!!

Lol

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pic of scene...
 

I have time b4 class so i made this nifty picture in paint.

Anyone else realize that female drivers in big cars are the worst? always tailing me, last minute lane changes, doin make-up in mirror and always on phone.....
maybe its just me, but im going to take it upon myself to teach them all a lesson.... have no fear, me and my 7 will get it done!!!!



DAMN cant make pic bigger!

That was hilarious. Thanks for the story.

San Jo! You know!

Yay! I cant take them on, My miata (or the vert) doesnt have enough space to carry a rocket launcher.

hahaha dude i dont think my daily beater can beat a soccer van.

Xplode FTL. But that gas station shit happens. I had a lady telling me after I got out of the car "I'm sorry did I take your spot?" I was about the pound that bitch! And you tell me weed dones't make you violent. :Kill1:

thats when I would have kindly walked over to her suv and keyed an entire side and then went on my merry way to the next gas station.

shouldve just broke her window and left... :Kill1:

wut? my xplod is badass man

dude....my wife(aka-soccer mom) would have wupped your ass man but then she drove a turbo vert...nice kill bra

Sony sucks when it comes to car stereos... one of the worst you can buy... i wouldnt brag about it.

yeah seriously lol. at first when read this i thought u had a FD.. i was going to go key your car for not pulling on a DC. san ho soccer moms are pushy bitches lol

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everyone shits on sony electronics but ive personally owed 3 sony amps and they may not have lasted as long as my alpine or jl amps but when i had them they really did knock my 2 12s no bullshit

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shoulda asked her for head as a winning prize

+1, I was thinking the sameeee thing. I was wondering why the HELL he needed to get into 5th and then barely pull on the soccer mom. Great story!

my sony xplod amp is brand new, i asked the guy at krutchfield and he said the new ones are a lot better then the old ones. They re-designed them and so now they are more reliable and wut not.

LOL wish i had an FD.....

Glad everyone enjoyed the story, too bad i didnt get it on video though, aha.

as a follow up, i keep seeing this lady in the mornings, but now she dont fuck with me.
I think she is scared of my GinoRmous BACkFire!!

haha great story man

funny!! reminded me when I almost lost to some crazy soccer mom in a newer Nissan Maxima, not the newest model. I was in a 91 MR2 turbo...