Snow Kill!
 

I know I always preach about keeping your 7 in the garage for winter, but I always get it out at least once and do some killer donuts. My neighbors son has some yellow Neon with SRT-4 badges and decals on it. I saw it when he bought it it was a neon and it has slowly accululated SRT-4 crap. It still doesnt have the spoiler or the ground effects but pathetic to say the least.
Anyway I am doing some wicked donuts after the snowstorm here in the middle of ohio, there was about 2 inches so I was in the middle of the street going to town. This kid flys into out little cauldisack and rips the E-brake He slides side ways into a 90 degree angle from where he was coming to and then slowly he drifts the rest of the way around, needless to say he slammed on the brakes and slid backwards into the curb, he bounced staight up and landed on the sidewalk. I was just glad he didnt come my way. He starts gunning it and pulls up next to me and starts talking shit! Now I've had some A$$-Ho!es in my day but this kids was out of his league.
Apparently hes been doing some research on 7's and sees they only have 100 HP so he wants to toast my a$$, now me still a cocky a$$ muther F^cker goes ahead and accepts his little challenge. We start at the end of the street and we are going to race to the cauldisack, so he immediately guns it like hes on dry pavement and gets nowhere. I ease out on the clutch and effortlessly accelerate to about 20 and pass him, I dont know what exactly he did but I'm assuming he buried the pedal caught traction somewhere and launched, because two thirds of the way down the street he blasts past me with his brakes locked up and slides into my neighbors, on the oppisite side as him, (the house that would be directly in the middle or straight ahead from the street) But he slides right into their mailbox. I just gunned it and slid sideways into my driveway parked it and went to the living room. I have a big bay window to the street so I got to see the show. lets just say he needs a new drivers side headlight and a new bumper. I thought I was going to die laughing. He is probably pretty embarassed now. When spring hits I'll really blow his doors off. Lol I think hes grounded I havent seen him driving since, stupid kids. Of course Im not any better lol!

You kids may not understand, but I'm sure some of you have the kid who gets his mommas car and runs around with a fart can, the ones that dont have a job and somehow get the money for this shit. seriously I want to know how they do it, i could use some extra cash!! Oh yeah and this is the same kid who has a gigantic sub in his dam trunk that wakes the living dead, can you hear your music, or do you just want to hear the bass? J/W.....

Good kill!!! It may have been a closer race if punk kid had any idea of how to drive. :rlaugh:

dude i'd be scared to have this kid in my neighborhood, what if you're trying to #%^& your girlfriend and he comes crashing through your bay window u r teh embarresed!

Just thought I'd shed some light. It's Cul-de-sac, and it literally means "ass of the bag" translated from french into english. I think I got more of a kick out of that then the story itself.

Good shit on that post.

I would have never raced that lil shit. He is obvesouly not smart and could have rocked your car while trying to slide. My car is worth more than to have some neighborhood jackass hit it because he thinks his neon is fast.

i pick on people like that all the time up here :) its amazing what throttle control and basic driving skills can do.

15+ years of Ice driving helps too ;)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :lol: :lol: :lol:

Damn, I thought you were gonna say he slid all the way into their livingroom...btw, i'm with^ on this one...just too comical.

fricking funny, i love people in there little civics and neons with cold air intakes and exhaust thinking their cars are fast. funny stuff, got a ricer in my neighboruhood with a EK9 with over $5000 into the body and only exhuast and intake. such a dumbass, he wanted to race my parents buick LeSabre custom 3.8 for pinks. i would have had it been my car. little ass whipes no nothing about going fast, just looking ugly and making noise.


Prôdigy

Kids like that make me look bad. I'm 18 and I don't do stupid shit like that. It's always fun to listen to other people my age talking about how their unpainted bodykit makes their car faster though.

I guess that was the cars pitifull attempt to mail itself back to the manfacturer! (there was a lose nut behind the wheel :D )

I know what you mean, I'm really disappointed with my generation. But it's still funny to see the kid worry more about rubbing his brand new bodykit on the curb in front of his parents house, than the power he should have under the hood.

No if he crashed through my window and I was for some reason &%#*^@! in front of it, I would point the video camera at the car and get his license plate. Oh and if I was doing that in front of a bay window, i wouldnt be embarassed I would just be a man and finish, its my house what is he gonna do? watch? damn he might learn somthing.... or have nightmares.... either way doesnt bother me.... I actually did see him driving the other day, but he was driving his moms blue mercedes 560 SEL, his dad is driving his cadillac CTS or whatever and she has a rental, its some BMW. lol a BMW jeez do you know what kind of garbage drives BMW's.... as a rental..... *sob* I wish I had the money........ damn rich ass people...... nope I just drive an old ass civic, so the RX can stay safe from the cold. oh well.....

** She being the kids mom, you know the one with the damned BMW rental!!!!

^To hell with that!!! Why don't they make the little fucker walk everywhere?

He probably went inside crying saying that the bad man made him go too fast and then made him lose control. The poor little kid. What a nasty old jealous man you are!

I know I have no moral values.... but c'mon I woulda made the little fuck pay for the mail box AND his car. I didnt push him into the mailbox, although that would have been just as funny. I just wanted to see his neon driving around with all that damage.

Speaking of, I have a nephew who is a true ricer. but I dont ever tell him that...... he owns a 1991 Saturn SL1 and recently the car made love to a freeway guard rail, he had to pay for the damages, my brother is about as rich as I am (lol!) but instead of fixing it, he bought a body kit........, this did not fix the cracked/shattered fender and the bent to shit hood, OR the missing headlight assembly........ correct me if I'm wrong but with the money he used to get a full bodykit just to replace the damaged front bumper, he could have spent at a junkyard and totally fixed his car.
Now thats some twisted logic, of course since then he has purchased a 15" subwoofer and stereo, amplifier, ect. what is it with these ricers. I remember friends I had calling scars badges of honor, I used that one on my wife...... that was a mistake, her mother had told her that mens scars are proof of stupidity....... ouch......
But maybe he thinks his car has an impressive war wound..... do you kids brag about this???? "how did that happen dude?" "no big thang, just side swiped a guard rail on the interstate....." "was it icey or sumthin?" "nope" "was it rainin?" "nope, dry as a bone..."
" dude thats scary, I hate dry pavement..... U R the Man!"

Wow Im goin a little far I'll stop for now...

:hahano:
I get my car fixed ASAP without letting anyone see what happened. Even though it has never been any fault of mine. (Check my sig)
My Celica still runs, but the damage is enough to where I'm willing to use the 7 as a daily driver in the winter.

LMFAO, its so funny cause it sounds exactly like the honda/bmw guys around my way. Theyre in their mid 20's still getting hype off of flyby's and claiming that every car that doesnt wanna waste time racing them was "scared" or "didnt want no parts"

Just like alot of RX-7 owners I've met in MN :(.

To the original poster:

:rofl: Awesome story, lol. The fact that you witnessed the kid crash, not once--but twice? Priceless!

No this is sad because his car is back and it has been repainted a slightly different shade of color and has a body kit..... everytime I leave my house for work in my civic he's leaving for school and now he does these nasty little "ricebys" (ricer flyby) if he thinks I'm gonna race him in my civic hes wrong. However the weather is nicer and I have new tires, hmmm.... I bet that bodykit weighs a bit more than stock.... Oh I'm definately driving the 7 to work one of these days and blasting the shit out of him.....

Why do you even want to bother...its a neon

Because it's fun to show retards their proper place.