rice encounters of the 3rd kind
 

so im driving down a local road and this civic revs at me and im like what the shit and he turns neons on, he had a fart can and like euro lights and was like "is that a six or a four?" me-"its a rotary" ricer-"is that a 6 or a 4" me- "no its a rotary" he down shifts and i hear his mad vtec kicking in, oh shit. im doing forty and down shift in to just third and punch it, what happened was the deffinition of rape.

Mods:1987 Turbo II running 1.2kgs of boost Winning BLUE brand new paint/smoked lights/lenses/TII wing/ ACT heavy duty pressure plate/Koyo Radiator PermaCool electric fan /PermaCool thermostat/Portorfield Race pads/4.10 Rear End/Torsen-type LSD/Greddy Turbo timer/Re-wired Fuel Pump Mod/FD Fuel Pump/Ground Control Coilovers/ Tokiko Illumina adjustables/ Koni Adjustables/Cusco Camber plates /Custom Aluminum Radiator Air Deflector/ Blue Silicone quality hoses/ HKS F-Con Piggy Back Fuel Management System HKS Fuel Cut Defenser Custom Ported and Polished Throttle Body with modification 3" High-Flow Catco Catylic Converter 3" Turbo Back Custom Piping 3" Hooker Maximum Flow Straight-Thru Muffler Thermal Heat-Wrapped/Ceramic Coated Downpipe/Racing Beat DTSS Bushings/60mm Greddy Boost Gauge/Jacobs 8.5mm Plug Wires/3" Turbo Inlect Duct/HKS Super Megaflow Intake/Greddy Type-S Blow-off Valve Knife-edged/ported inducer and outlet on cold side of turbo/Ported and Polished Exhaust Manifold/Ported Polished gasket/matched Runners on hot side of turbos/Ported wastegate hole with new larger flapper door/welded Front and rear Mazdatrix solid metal adjustable sway bar endlinks/ Alpine component speakers/probe gt rims/momo steering wheels

silly ricer, pistons are for fags.

"is that a six or a four"

hah, that is so funny! :rlaugh:

It's a 7 bitch.

should have said 2.........tell him the geo metro had too much power with the mad 3 cyl

were you at jones road and west today b/c I saw a car that matched that blue right?? s5 tails drivers side sigles exhaust

good 1 :rlaugh:

no i wasnt but it sounds similar to my car except that my tails are smoked

Sounds like that civic driver got some seriouse sodomizing!

just a quick question though. Your running 1.2kg/cm? So your running 17psi on the stock turbo? In which case you might wanna start looking for a replacement ;) Or did you mean 1.2kg/m, but that would be pointless so i'll assume you meant 1.2kg/cm

i bought the car in july and the mod list for the most part was done by the previous owner how ever i dont think it is the stock turbo because of the amount of boost and an external wastegate, i havent figured out what it is yet.
and yes its 1.2kg/cm2

and yet again another ricer, this time a Lancer ralliart, at a light , has like 4 people in his car and i hear his girl race him, and i look over and just laugh noing that if i did i would rape him, but there was a done of traffic so i didnt but the light goes green and he spins all the way through first (slowly) and then keeps revving at me, like two minutes later a guy on a yamaha bike like yr2 or something is doing the same thing and hes like wanna run, im thinking wow do you not see the cars 20 feet infront of us? besides theres always cops on that road, silly ricers, when you gonna releive your 4 bangers are to damn slow for us to bother with?

Thats the FUNNIEST thing I've EVER HEARD!!!!!!