multiple rapings no lube
 

My ricer buddies (9* ford contour, 88 escort, 92 accord, and 02 intrepid) and i (79 rx7) all went out to race tonight. We found a couple stretches of road in the middle of bfe kentucky that are straight flat and deserted so being stupid young kids we went out and heads up grudge raced tourney style> First race was me vs. the contour and I could have been tried for sodomy I ass reamed him so badly ( I wouldnt really call a few cars ass reaming but he talked sooo much shit that it counts as reaming). I probably had 4 to 5 car legnths on him. Then we switched spots and I raced the Intrepid with a chip, intake, exhaust and lots of stickers ( DRIFTSHOWOFF.COM on a fourdoor family sedan.... need I say more) which was suprisingly a very good race we were about even (i was slowly pulling him though) and i won that one by a wheel. Later on the way home i ran the accord (auto and ricetastic; neons, carbon hood, coilovers, intake, exhaust, and 297000 miles) which i repeatedly reamed :ky:. I would leave him, slow down and wait for him to come back up on me and leave him again (when I say leave I mean LEAVE by like bus legnths not car legnths). The accord walked the escort so by the seven degrees of Kevin Bacon i also would have raped the escort which I have done before (in my 87 dodge dakota 3.9 auto which is ALOT slower than my 7s). I also found out that if you have a rejetted carb, full racing beat exhaust and your car is running really rich you can shoot flames and almost completely melt the honda tech license plate on the front of the ricer kid's accord who is tailgating you because you just handed them their ass ( just a tip from first hand observation). I will post vids of the races tonight and us acting stoopid and "drifting" ( yeah they e-brake slide and I drift but they are pretty damn good at it) from last night when it was snowing (i can do it in the dry but in the wet it is alot easier on rubber and those damn tires are pretty expensive after a few sets). Please tell me how to put vid on here or to let me know if i can even do it with my shitty cam.

Lol nice kills.

Can't wait for the vids

To soldier7, you're sig is pretty dumb. Why are you hating on honda's? I never understood why people always hate on honda. I mean yeah, they are usually driven by idiots who rice them out, but they are good cars and not all of them suck. One day you will run into a honda that will just rape you. I mean I hate civics that have bad drivers as the next guy, but that really isn't a reason to hate on them all. Just a thought. By the way, nice kills.

s2000 in auto-x is something to be feared :)

a stock S2k would have handed it to him bad.


Honda makes great cars... :icon_tup:

Nice kills, sounds like it was about as exciting as the relay races at the old folks home.

I know. Man if i had to choose between a s2k and a fc, my current car.... it would be close. But the 7 never looses. :-P