Killed a Milf in a 350z
 

I was out tonight making some highway runs and hunting for V8s with no success. I got off on an exit to make a U turn, and ended up being next to a 350z at a light.....the lanes were staggered, so I actually was about a car length ahead of her, although we were both at the front of our lanes. As I pulled past the Z at the red light, I observed a 50ish woman, tan with blonde ponytail, definitely a hottie.

I thought nothing of it and waited what seemed like forever at the light, listening to the lope of my exhaust note Ministry on the CD player, fiddling with my Defi gauges, peak boost 14.5 psi, peak fuel px 4 bar and peak egt's 1400. As I wait, cars pile up behind us at the light, and cross traffic stops so there is a pretty big audience for what is about to transpire.

Light turns green, and I begin to make the long sweeping left-hander onto route 10 in order to merge back onto the highway (287 for you locals). I hear a chirp of tires and then an exhaust note.....I'll be damned, this chick is gunning for me!

As she pulls up next to me and starts to pass me I am in first gear at about 4k rpms or so. I look over and the look of concentration on her face is priceless---she's giving it all she has! I incredulously punch the throttle and shift at 8200, clawing for traction. As I reach for 2nd I look back and make eye contact.....she definitely looks to be in a state of wide-eyed shock. Of course, it could be that I just blew out her eardrums, hehe :D

I slam 2nd, rip to 8200 rpms, grab 3rd, just in time to go under an overpass. I can't resist and go WOT through 3rd gear under the highway overpass.....Music to my ears :cool: . I decide to slow down to see if I can talk to this adventuresome aged hottie and perhaps ask her to join me for some highway pulls, but she is so damn far back I would literally have to pull onto the shoulder to wait for her. I rip around the on ramp onto the highway and into the night.

Ah well, maybe next time, my sweet. We were like two ships crossing in the night......one with a twin turbo turbine engine and one with paddles :bigthumb:

hahaha

I seem to see hotties driving new z's all the time. Sounds like she had an experience with turbo power that she won't soon forget. :bigthumb:

She couldn't have been that good of a MILF, or you would've sandbagged it. ;)

It was I, Your long lost love! We can be united once again.

I've always put my FD before any woman, and I wasn't stopping for her :bigthumb:

Good Kill!!

Don't stamp it!

great kill! I see a lot of soccer moms driving 350z's here in FL. Next time you see a MILF in a Z try to play catch hehehe.

I only read this at first from the great title. But good kill d00d.

Hahahaha. Nice story and kill.

Abuser :p:

:werd:

amen brother.... good kill :bigthumb:

why is it that stories like these bring a smile to my face? like the time i killed an S2K driven by a nice looking milf in her 40s.

Nice kill Rich. Women don't know any better :)

lol. IF she was in her 50s she was probably a gilf (grandma I'd like to F...). 8200 rpm shifts? You animal! thats about 1200 past where I like to shift.

THAT, Gentlemen, was a great story (even though it wasn't much of a race :) ).

Pretty funny stuff Rich!

See ya,
-Matt

Well, I ported the hell out of the motor, and these BNRs love high rpms.....why shift if the car is still pulling? And yes, I am an animal, hehe :eek: :D

BTw you got one of the nicest fd out here. liked how the mix with the 99 & r1 spoiler. NICE KILL ALSO

YOU RAN OVER A MILF IN YOUR 350z?



^ my first reaction to reading the thread title :P. Nice kill

ok noob question here so don't flame please my '78 has already flamed me enough today with her mighty backfire :D. But what is "WOT?" I like the story.... nothing more priceless than someone hell bent on trying to beat you but can't.

Just like in the FATF when that woman in her sylvia was trying to beat the guy in the white FD RX-7 during race wars concentrating like hell and couldn't win with out the use of Nitrous Oxide.:rlaugh:

WOT= wide open throttle

:D

Thanks for the info, I tried looking it up on the internet as to not sound like an idiot and these are the things that crossed my path:

1) Wheel of Time
2) Web of Trust
3) WOT Cars
4) WithOut Toast

I was like ..... What tha hell? He went WithOut Toast? :confused:.... lol

Thanks for the info!

Thanks for the kudos :).

lmfao "gilf"

Hmm, yeah, wheel of time doesn't exactly work either...........