Killed foci while eating tasty hamburger!
So i pull up next to a light last night at like 1:30 am and a man in a nicely colored blue focus pulls next to me. He looks over and im just eating my hamburger you know not really thinking anything was going to happen. Well the light changes and we both take off normally then he just gun's it out of the blue. So i just hold the wheel with my hamburger in my hand and punch it i caught up to him and at the moment i was passing him i brought my burger king 99cent doublecheese burger to my mouth and took a bite! Passed him preceeded by a huge ass backfire. lol :)
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BEST KILL IN A LONG WHILE.....the burger king bit is classic, eating while passing da foo' thats funny ass shit for sure, great story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ahhahhaa! yummers.
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bwahahah! that was great....perfect....could not have been funnier...well maybe with a McShake lol
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or maybe taking a drink while your gf in the pass seat does the shifting.....
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you shouldve maybe held a soda up at him when you passed him WITH a burger in your mouth.
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Hahahaha^^^
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no no no you should have GOTTEN NAKED and started M-BATING right in the window WITH THE BURGER while making funny faces at him...while you passed him.
that would have been hot shit. |
See, now that is a kill. :p:
Done with grace, style, and a 99 cent cheeseburger in tow. |
Judging from what some are like on these forums, why hasn't anyone dissed the winner because he wasn't eating a $175 plate of sushi instead of a 99 cent burger?
Because, after all, if it's made in America, it has to be bad, right, O ricers? |
:score:
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Originally Posted by Smilodon
Judging from what some are like on these forums, why hasn't anyone dissed the winner because he wasn't eating a $175 plate of sushi instead of a 99 cent burger?
Because, after all, if it's made in America, it has to be bad, right, O ricers? |
The 99cent menu without it some second gen owners would starve!
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:werd:
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have you ever tried to smoke a cigarette and have a drink in your hand, not like a bottled drink, but like a fast food drink.... it sucks.... especially if you keep the drink between your legs while you try and shift.... yea bad idea.
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haha, i did the same thing to a svt focus, but I was eating Jack in the box curly fries.. I was driving normal on the way home from word and out of nowhere the focus gets beside me and starts revving... so down to 3rd i go and he takes off before i punch it.. no matter, because by the end of 3rd i had already passed him and put probably 5 cars.. :D
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Originally Posted by rotorman85
So i just hold the wheel with my hamburger in my hand and punch it i caught up to him and at the moment i was passing him i brought my burger king 99cent doublecheese burger to my mouth and took a bite! Passed him preceeded by a huge ass backfire. lol :)
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Originally Posted by Smilodon
Judging from what some are like on these forums, why hasn't anyone dissed the winner because he wasn't eating a $175 plate of sushi instead of a 99 cent burger?
Because, after all, if it's made in America, it has to be bad, right, O ricers? im sensing some built up rage, O tool. btw nice kill :) |
mmmm the taste of victory! right on dude, thats like the nsx trailer kill =)
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