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ITS A LONG POST SORRY GUYS , BUT just read it its FUnny ....ok ok this is my Girlfriend talking for me .... lol cuz i was asleep but she knows What was in my rx7.....the whole thing started cuz this Girl thought she HAD A FAST ASS 96 prelude with a H23 swap in it , and she TRIED ME ......ITS LONG but jus read it its funny and also THE GIRL is (Bronze koi ) MY girlfriend is (drunk on shadows ) ...........

Bronze Koi: Hahah HEY is Jaime's car turbo 2 or non turbo? And is it 2nd gen, or 1st?
DruNk oN sh4doWs: why u ask??
Bronze Koi: just tell me
DruNk oN sh4doWs: idk
DruNk oN sh4doWs: sheesh
DruNk oN sh4doWs: trying to get back at him???
DruNk oN sh4doWs: hahahhahaha
DruNk oN sh4doWs: and i believe he had turbo in it...
DruNk oN sh4doWs: im not sure
DruNk oN sh4doWs: and i just tried to call but hes sleeping
DruNk oN sh4doWs: just end the fued he'll keep making his point
DruNk oN sh4doWs: its a turbo 2 1.3 liter 13b with a T70 turbo
DruNk oN sh4doWs: and racing beat rotors
DruNk oN sh4doWs: and by the way he wanted me to tell u that an h 2.3 is a h23
Bronze Koi: uh huh.. an h23 is an h23...?? Um ok.. tell him I said DUH H22's are bettter---but H23's have their advantages
DruNk oN sh4doWs: and microtech
DruNk oN sh4doWs: jaime=what a 160 horsepower
DruNk oN sh4doWs: more torque
DruNk oN sh4doWs: big whoop!
Bronze Koi: tell him I said Lick Maral's Ball Sac
DruNk oN sh4doWs: he said to tell him to lick his ball sac...
Bronze Koi: woa whats up with that!?!?!? I spend most of my time Outside in the blistering Heat workin on Extremely beautifull womens cars
DruNk oN sh4doWs: sorry the only honda engine worth anything is an S2K
Bronze Koi: Maral says " IF he wanted a SSUPER fast car--he wouldnt of bought a Honda----but he says It sure beats a FORD"
DruNk oN sh4doWs: ? and what point is that suppose to make
DruNk oN sh4doWs: oh and i guess ure leaving out all the facts he just told u
DruNk oN sh4doWs: bc he owns TWO cars
DruNk oN sh4doWs: one being an rx~7
DruNk oN sh4doWs: sorry i have that luxury
DruNk oN sh4doWs: of two cars
Bronze Koi: does he even know what engine that is? Probably not.
DruNk oN sh4doWs: one being as a daily driver and the other one to kick hondas asses like ur bfs car
DruNk oN sh4doWs: what engine?
DruNk oN sh4doWs: the s2k??
DruNk oN sh4doWs: of course thats an s2000 engine stupid
Bronze Koi: LMAO ..whats the ENGINE CODE Idiot... DONT RESEARCH... youre just buying time to look it up. NICE TRY.
DruNk oN sh4doWs: my rx7 weighed 2500 pounds and my engine weighs half his engine...it was all aluminum mostly
DruNk oN sh4doWs: okay hes on the phone with me right now
DruNk oN sh4doWs: and he was sleeping
DruNk oN sh4doWs: im not a honda tech but i know enough to make u look stupid
DruNk oN sh4doWs: thats why u went to maral for all ur info my is out of the top of my head stupid
Bronze Koi: yea ok... youre done. You suck.. you dont know chet about Honda.. stick to your Mazda's pal---and working on "Beautiful Women's Cars"
DruNk oN sh4doWs: i have more knowledge in cars than u will ever get
DruNk oN sh4doWs: keep talking trash and i'll keep educating u
DruNk oN sh4doWs: ure just mad bc im right thats why u deleted my blog comment and my comment on ur page bc u dont want people to see the truth
DruNk oN sh4doWs: and see how idiotic u are when it comes to cars
DruNk oN sh4doWs: and try to tell ME the gearhead working on cars since forever and going to school
DruNk oN sh4doWs: making money off of it an teaching ricer kids like u
Bronze Koi: congrat-u-fucking-lations.
Bronze Koi: Ricer? ask your little GF if my car was EVER ricer...
DruNk oN sh4doWs: by the way why did u want to know what engine i had so u can drool????
DruNk oN sh4doWs: hey hey keep me out
DruNk oN sh4doWs: we're still buddies
DruNk oN sh4doWs: the attack is on her
DruNk oN sh4doWs: him***
Bronze Koi: I never asked you what engine you had... and you never answered what was the engine code for an S2ooo
DruNk oN sh4doWs: JDM headlights dont make u go any faster
DruNk oN sh4doWs: F20 or F22??
Bronze Koi: Yea..like 9 years later you answer. Did you google it? And actually its a f24.
DruNk oN sh4doWs: what does the engine code have anything to do with it its just an engine code stamped on it at least i know what car it comes from and how it works
DruNk oN sh4doWs: what does vtech stand for??
Bronze Koi: since you're so hip to the h22-h23--I figured youd know something about engine codes... guess I was wrong.
DruNk oN sh4doWs: whats it matter...? i know where its from?? whats vtech
DruNk oN sh4doWs: why havent u answered that?
DruNk oN sh4doWs: would u like me to explain it to u??
Bronze Koi: Variable Valve Timing and Electronic Lift Control ASS FUCK
DruNk oN sh4doWs: how does it work?? and this time dont ask maral?
Bronze Koi: Hahahah at a certain RPM the oil pressure willa ctiviate
DruNk oN sh4doWs: WRONG
Bronze Koi: and open up the two "butterflies" in the motor
DruNk oN sh4doWs: its a vtech soleniod will activate after the oil pressure
DruNk oN sh4doWs: no it just drops the valves further
Bronze Koi: A SOLENOID HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SYSTEM ITSELF...
DruNk oN sh4doWs: bc the camlobes
DruNk oN sh4doWs: yes it does dick head
Bronze Koi: IT JUST turns the system ON.. hahaha YOURE SUCH A LOSER>..GET YOUR MONEY BACK--YOURE BEING SCHOOLED RIGHT NOW AND IM NOT EVEN charging you.
Bronze Koi: lol
DruNk oN sh4doWs: sorry dickhead the solenoid is on in the intake manifold poop shyt
Bronze Koi: Maral is laughing at you
DruNk oN sh4doWs: dont get mad bc im school ing and it kills to finally meet someone who knows more than u
DruNk oN sh4doWs: bc hes a dumbass at cars to
DruNk oN sh4doWs: the blind leading the blind
Bronze Koi: Yea right. Atleast he didnt have to PAY someone to get him the knowledge he has. Where as you, are paying someone to teach you things you can learn by reading.
DruNk oN sh4doWs: at the end of the week im still getting paid more than u two make in a month
DruNk oN sh4doWs: sorry i didnt like i said im not a honda specialist it was a hobby i picked up
Bronze Koi: hahaha ok~~ Id like to come home everyday smelling of tires and oil. Yum..
DruNk oN sh4doWs: yeah but at the end of the week u dont get to smell the money i smell...how does 50 hours a week sound compare to ur 16 hrs at inland ocean making a few bucks
DruNk oN sh4doWs: if ure so smart in cars why dont u be a tech
DruNk oN sh4doWs: take my spot
DruNk oN sh4doWs: go in to work for me
Bronze Koi: yea right. Look Maral's last car was an Integra witha b20 swap. He's been been tuning THE RIGHT way since you came out of your Asian moms twat...
DruNk oN sh4doWs: whats the horsepower id love to hear??? and this dont lie about it and catch urself in another lie and make urself look like the dumbass again
Bronze Koi: you dont know shit about maral or me..and you dont know chet about our jobs or hours, or money. Like I said, stick to what you know--- posing like you know shit about shit--and working on ugly women's cars. You suck. IM DONE
Bronze Koi: Her name Was GINA and she was probably as fast as your ex would open her legs.
DruNk oN sh4doWs: thats why ure in an isuze right?? ure done?? bc im right...ure getting tired of me making u and now ur bf looking stupid online...ure getting desperate and out of subjects bc u cant make a point no more
Bronze Koi: lol ok... nice try. Dont be angry bc you now have competition and youre not the "Powerful" Oz you thought you were about cars. Lame ass poser. Go fuck yourself with a rotary and when youre finished, shove it up your asian yellow ass.
DruNk oN sh4doWs: im sorry ure getting annoyed and now ure running ur mouth as usual the only reason why ure so pissed is bc ure not as knowledgeable in cars as u thought u were go ahead and keep calling me asian bc at the end of the day not only do i have extra money in my pocket but i have the joy of teaching little girls or should i say ricers more about cars... ure pissed its ok ....
Bronze Koi: yea yea yea.. I dont care if you run your mouth about me. I know youre talking out of your ass anyway. BUUUUT when you bring Maral into it, then we have issues. So fuck off. PENCIL DICK
Bronze Koi: asians are known for little wee wees... NO WONDER gina left you. *tear* NO offense Jenni!
DruNk oN sh4doWs: i guess u didnt i was half puerto rican and guatemalan
DruNk oN sh4doWs: just bc i look asian dont mean shyt
DruNk oN sh4doWs: u brought maral into it urself when u said he was laughing which he was probably laughing more at u and how stupid u really were when it got to cars....its not like hes going to do something anyways
DruNk oN sh4doWs: i guess not only did ur knowledge on cars leak through ur head but obviously the fact that i told i wasnt asian..but its ok keep making urself look stupid im gettin a kick out of it
Bronze Koi: *yawn* x2
Bronze Koi: um Ill take an order of Lo Mein and some Orange chicken... get to it, Cho Nyugenchi
Bronze Koi: tell ur man to put his mouth into good use--between ur legs
DruNk oN sh4doWs: yeah thats what i was doing earlier when u were trying to school me about cars...btw rx7's are lighter and can redline way higher...rear wheel drive...have no vaulves to break or bend...thats the answer to ur myspace comment

IM NOT ASIAN EITHER.......im puerto rican to clear that up

oh god, another one of these intraweb pwntzores :rolleyes:

God damn high school forum

yeh no fucking way i'm reading through all that crap, give us the cliff notes on what happened.

I gave up after line 10 or so.

I started reading it but it made less and less sense untill I didn't want to read any more.

So basically you own a mazda and they were quizzing you on honda stuff? I would rather say I didn't know anything about hondas for the fact it would prove i'm studying up on them :\

He's a Puerto Rican Tech. I'm guessing he teaches "ricers and chicks" for the most part of the day. Mainly kept his head cool. Has to love his rotaries it runs in the PR blood.

I'm surprised a Puerto rican kept his cool for that long, I would've beat that shit out of that guy.

Short Story, guy tried to make tech. look bad. Tech. owns guy. Guy gets upset and starts calling names. Tech still owns guy and leave with better concience. The End

u guys are some crazy asians

hahahaaaa!

wait a minute....that wasn't funny at all!

Having read that, my intelligence level has dropped at least 10 points. You both are complete rucking fetards. Thank you for wasting 5 minutes of my life that I will never get back...

that is 5 min. i will never get back god damn it. what an ass numbing waste of time

wow you posted that the same time i did. although this is more intrusting then the story itself. just sad

wtf?







that is all i have to say

arguing over the internet is like the special olympics. even if you win, you're still retarded...

YA Ya ya ya I KNOW....... that aint the point , See ITs I JUST hate it when you get people trying to OUTSMART or challenge a damn TECH's knowledge...... THats like telling TIGER woods HE shouldn't use a certain club or Telling him HIS swing sucks ? ya feel me ....... AND havin a dude an his girl tell you they CAN roast you in a PRelude with SHit in it , well its like the GAUntlet in my face hahaha when i offered a challenge they simply ignored it and then they began like quizing me ...... Well why not Shut them up one way or another ? .....ohh well i never knew s2000 engines Where called F24 hahah? i laughed

what i dont understand is this one right here

im sorry ure getting annoyed and now ure running ur mouth as usual the only reason why ure so pissed is bc ure not as knowledgeable in cars as u thought u were go ahead and keep calling me asian bc at the end of the day not only do i have extra money in my pocket but i have the joy of teaching little girls or should i say ricers more about cars... ure pissed its ok ....


you have time to spell out knowledgeable but you cant type YOU, YOU ARE, BECAUSE all which are sorter words by far. sorry just felt like pointing that out. chicks that acutally know about cars always :icon_tup:

Gdhsf

my honda is faster than your honda.. :buttslay: :flipoff: :lol: hahahah thats all i got outta it.

how lame, there was stupidity on both sides of that conversation.

I can't believe I actualy read taht. Bot of you lose.

i read a few lines scrolled down and decided it was too much shit to read
so if its really important, lemme get a summary

I aint black but I aint wack. Tell that girl to swing her lips over to me and ill make her choke on my asian dick. :) the majority but not all asians are small people.

goddamn ricers, my honda is fast, my dick is big blah blah blah blah blah, you guys sounds retarded