The rotary engine; it ain't crap,
Hear it goin' brap brap brap.

When it starts o you're in heaven,
Driving down the road in your Seven.

When the car floods, just pull the fuse,
If you don't, you'll have the blues.

If that don't work, pull the plugs,
Crank that engine till she chugs.

There ain't no up so there ain't no down,
The rotary engine goes round and round.

If your car won't start just like before,
And it needs parts, you'll be more poor.

Once you find your ten millimeter,
You'll be able to fix your beater.

Your car is flooded just like before,
Maybe you should buy a new core.

Copyright 2009 Aaron Howe. All rights reserved.

 

Found an 88 gtu, great transportation,
Only NA, but fast if you use your imagination.

Smells like *** and only starts half of the time,
The amount of gas you go through should be a crime.

Find some fellow rotards hooked on speed,
Drive 2 hours one way just to attend a meet,
It worries me that some of us will breed,
I think kompressor shows up just to eat.

Driving around rocking the fresh turbo motor,
Blew an engine racing my friends hatch.
Had to drive it home on a single boosted rotor,
Don't worry I beat him on the re-match.

Some times I wonder if it's worth all the trouble
What if I over boost, what is I blow a apex seal?
In the end I am just going to end up paying double,
It doesn't matter after hearing the tires squeal.

You need to buy a single turbo upgrade,
End up have to sell your first born,
You're so broke, you will never get laid,
No worries, there is always free ****.

lol, just made that up right now. If it wasn't 2:15 I could go on spouting sad little rhymes all night. I will spare you the pain. For a first try, I give myself a 3 out of 29. Nice work on yours 1MZFE.

 

awesomeness. since we are on real life stories.
I once drove a honda accord.
It was the only car that i could afford
Fresh out of highschool I thought my **** was slick
Found out that that geo metros could suck my dick.
Picked up some friends and went to the kent races
Checkin out the cars and meetin new faces.
Bored out integra pulled up to my side
Checkin out eachothers ride.
3 honk gayness, pedal to the floor.
Bored out integra blew off my doors.
My car sucked dick, i want a new motor.
got some prices and was just about to order.
Came to my senses, while thinking this thought
All that money, there could be a faster car bought.
Checked out craigslist everday.
240's,rx-7's anything around 3k.
Finally i found one, an na rx-7
s4 series, my first seven.
Louder than **** with gutted cats
Race around the backroads, brap brap brap.
This car was too much fun to drive.
Hit up the parking lots so i could slide.
My brothers 240 and mine side by side.
I got a little cocky with my new ride.
One day screwing around on the back parts of town.
I found a nice corner , clearly no one around.
Popped into a low gear, engine rev's high.
Approaching that corner i begin to slide.
Tires screeching as i made my way
Around that corner that would **** up my day.
I didnt notice the small gravel in the road.
Car started slipping under the load.
THe car slipped back and forth across the street
I tried to compensate , but the car had no feet.
Driving on it like my car was on ice.
I knew i should have listened to my councious's advice
Next thing i knew street sign right behind my door.
Tore the sheet metal ,i heard the screeching roar.
Got out to check out my car.
Never thought a street sign would have have gone so far.
From door to trunk It tore up my ride.
Quarter panel fucked all along the cars side.
Lesson learned dont play on 2 lane roads
Let alone a backroad where logging trucks go.
Things unexpected might come up and you will say.
I never would have expected that, and **** up your day.

True story

 

Wow very nice. That was an awesome one! I think I know how they go now, I was doing it wrong.

 

lol. kinda funny

 

thats it i officailyl have no life. damn i needa job lol

 

Wow, now mine looks like crap... haha, well... I just it just for the amusingness of them being broken down half of the time... lmao