So let me ask this if you. Say you are a single guy, mid 20's. You are sitting at an eating establishment and a hot chick comes up to you and asks if you can give her a ride in your 7, because her loser friend never showed to pick her up. So the guy says..."OK!" After arriving at the destination she says to him.."You are very sweet to have taken me home..let's go out tomorrow night." So the guy says.."OK!" So the next night they go out and as the evening is going awesome she pops the $80 to go any further line. Uh oh. She's an escort. What would you do in this situation? Did I mention she's hot as hell? Insert advise here..and go! (Stay tuned for the rest of the story)

 

I would say, "you're kidding, right?" If she said "no", I'd be like, "where do you want me to drop you off"?

Pretty much the 'theoretical' person above was "had" by a prostitute and is now drooling over the thought of getting down with some chick who's only goal is taking his money... Cool.

 

this should be moved to the lounde where you would get some very interesting answers

 

hell, i'd throw $160 and take it twice!!!!!!

 

well if you were takin her out to dinner you would Probably drop 80 bucks right there and then drinks later..More Money..just think of it as you are skippin all the "unnecessary ****" and gettin right down to Business..and in the long run you are gettin "some" AND SAVIN MONEY!!!!..(cabana the banana though)

 

Some of your options are, dump her now. Get her hot and wet then tell her obviously she wants you, so neither of you should pay. Agree that each orgasm is worth $40 and give her multiples so that she owes you! Walk away when she asks for $, because she wouldn't be worth it. You can pay to play, but get it on vidieo for proof that it is consentual , and cancle the check or take your money back from the dresser. Depends on what you want. At least she is upfront about the terms and you are hopefully not stupid enough be taken any more financially by this "hot chick". She dosn't think you are boyfriend/lover material at this point.

 

Smart man right here, and a good man. I agree

 

A female's perspective, why did she ask him out for the following night? That to me says she wanted to see him again because she thought he was hot. If she was only out to make some money why not tell him that for $80 he could have her then? She was obviously free the first night because her loser friend didn't pick her up. Sounds to me like there is more to the story. . .

 

I would've said " Actually beioch it's going to cost you $40 to get home and you're allready in the whole $25 for the ride last night."

 

Hahahahaha. I guess she said that she would bring a friend next time, and to stop slapping her ***. She isn't into pain!? Also, don't know if there is an additional charge for the friend or if it's a throw in! Oh yeah..and the lovin lasted around 3 hours..pretty good "bang" for the buck don't ya think?!!

 

Man you got lucky. Glad it worked out in the end.

 

lol..well damn...I wonder how much bang she has given other guys though...

 

For the record, it was not my experience. I swear on my V mount! Would the real slim shady please write in, please write in!

 

no I'd never pay for something I can get for free. Especially when the $80 can be spent on my car.

 

Okay, I give in; I guess I will tell the story.....Okay

Wednesday, Mississippi Rd, lunch time, getting some crazy chicken bento....got a table. Stage left, here comes in this knockout hot blonde girl (21-22), she smiles...I smile back and said hi. She stops right at me says, "Hey, I'm in a real bind, think you could help me out?" Me, "Depends on what it is, what's the problem?” Story short, she was helping some friends move in their new place, got in an argument with them and lost her ride back home. She lives in Vancouver, by the way. Me thinking with the small head.....sure what the hell. We get in my FD, she's like wow this car is hot ... instant availability. I'm in....so we chat it up, I asked her what she was doing Friday night, we should hock-up? (Side note, I play indoor league soccer Friday nights so I'm in the area anyways) She said sure, maybe I'll bring a friend, she's hot too. Sirens...Danger, Danger Moto, Danger. Oh, by the way, her demeanor the whole time up there was fishy. I pretty much gathered she was either a stripper or an escort. I drop her off at a friends place, she gives me her number and with a **** me now face "Call me". Me, I want it now, but I gotta get back to work, I didn't leave work until 8:30 that night.

Friday, 10:30 pm, I finished a frustrating game, lost 5 - 2...at least I scored the two goals. I called "Rashelle", the other end is a guy, he says she's a little tied up right now (lol, get it, tied up), can she call you back, sure gave him the number to my cell. I take a shower with no detergents, so I give myself an Irish shower afterward with some Axe (Midnight, good fragrance). She calls me, tells me to meet up with her at the Spot (Rock style bar/club). I get there, not 5 minutes later, she saying she isn't feeling the place, wanna get out of here? Me, **** ya. Get in the car, "Hey, since you gave me a ride in all it's going to be $80 bucks and I’ll give the special girl friend experience." Ding ding ding, what do we have for our contestant Moto....well bob, it's a big fat shoulda known, but you better cash in on the discount you jack *** award.

So we get into the room at this motel, I'm freakin' because my baby is in sucha place, at least my room has a window showing it out side...... the room has no TV, Phone and you gotta share a bathroom. And the rest of the story....we'll I try to make it a policy of not talk about such things, but I will give you cliff note:

"Goddamn, you are the best person that has ever eaten me out.” after she **** nice and hard, ya I know, I'm dirty.

Three hours later, a full box of condoms used, her having two more orgasms (I think one was fake though, the other she had a good muscle spasms, so it was legit) and she's getting the message I was in for an all nighter.... "Time out honey". My left knee was pretty damn sore so I was good for the night.

I drop her off at some gas station, did the right thing and waited for her ride to show up. She says that next time she will bring her friend, "She's younger than me (with a tone of jealousy)."

Escort: $80 bucks (smoking hot)
Motel: $33.34
Showing a girl my "O" face with out having the listen to her small/nagging/whinny *** issues in life and promising to bring a friend next time without me even bring it up.

Priceless

Some of you will request photos, but she said no and I wasn't about to spend anymore money than I had too that night.

Peace "The Brain"

 

****, there's no such thing as free *****. One way or another your paying for it, either with money or wasting your time pretending you even give a rats ***.

 

What about the *** slap? Tell us about the *** slap!!!! Oh yeah..how about 3 oclock to fab the rails? call me

 

You could be the brother of the fueler on my Grand Am Cup team. In Seattle, he blundered into the discovery of "hooker karaoke"...and liked it. He was checking out a bar on what happened to be a karaoke night and saw all these hot women with not very hansom men. More women than men. Very friendly women. They got him to sing and he was the *best* singer they ever heard! All his jokes were funny. Multiple women hanging on his every word. Some other guy asked him something like "how long have you been into the 'scene'?" and he was like "huh?" Eventually he caught on...and now he is a regular on the circuit (different bars every week, apparently).

 

Lol, I smack her on the *** a few times and she said "Ouch, stop doing that, be soft." Me, "I'm sorry, but your *** is just too pefect for it to be real, so I smacked it to make sure." She ate that up. It was perfect by the way.

 

Good point on questioning my mad skills and attractiveness, but she said it in such moaning sincerity though. No worries though.

Edit: Not, going to be a regular by the way.

 

Oh ya, does he have red hair and smiles all the time, looking like he's up to something?

 

I don't know about smiling all the time, but he does have red hair and is *always* up to something.

 

Hah ahaa China Palace in Shoreline. This place was the dive bar 2 blocks from an old house I used to live in then I join the army come home after a year and there's hooker night on thursdays LOL now they've been closed for over a month for chinese new year. Yea right... Roumer is the IRS shut them down.

 

Holly crap, he may be one of my long lost brothers!!

 

So this guy gets set up on a blind date. Date goes well and now they're way up on lookout point and they stat fooling around. Then the girl stops him and says, "by the way I'm a hooker and it's going to cost you $50 if you want to go any further." He agrees and pays her and get's his nut. Then as they're getting their cloaths back on and getting ready to leave he says, "By the way I'm a taxi driver and if you want to go any further it's going to be $60."