Honda Civic with 2 level wing...lol...goes down to the Volvo
 

Not really much to tell, I had been notified my dad had been taken out of the nursing home by ambulance to the hospital in Wichita and all the dumb-ass staff could tell me was, "He is unresponsive and his blood pressure is low...". So I was hurrying a bit on the turnpike, running about 90. I pass this Honda Civic that has this HUGE wing on it, with TWO LEVELS of airfoils or whatever. I guess that must have incensed Mr. Boy Racer as he started slowly closing on me as I dealt with some traffic that wasn't moving over. Kid gets right up on my ass as I am waiting for a truck to pass another truck. I decide I can afford myself a little fun, so I stay in the left lane and watch as this Honda comes along side. We are only running about 75 at this point, and I hear his automatic downshift as he romps it, he has the requisite fart can exhaust. The...acceleration?....of the Honda is not impressive...lol. I let him pull a car length on me and then stomp the gas. I pass him so fast it scares him. No traffic ahead so I back back off, open the sunroof and motion for him to 'come on up' as I slow down again. He is well and truly upset by now and comes by at around 90 mph to my 70. As he goes slightly ahead of me I romp it again, blast by him, hold it at 130 for a half mile or so, and then back down again to 85. He must have got the point as he stayed WELL behind me from then on.

Foolish? Yes but you know, I had to embarrass this kid in front of his friends...I just couldn't help it. WHY would this guy, running a stock other than exhaust AUTOMATIC Civic remotely THINK his car was fast or whatever? WHY would anyone put a dumb-ass huge wing like that on that car? :Wconfused

Your Volvo's an S60R, right? :drool: The only time I've ever drooled over a Volvo...and the only sedan I'd consider owning right now...

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How's your father? Is he going to be okay? I assume by the fact that you had time to write up a kill that he's alright.

+1 on your Dad being OK. And that is some funny shit, haha. Good job!

I dunno about my dad. His blood pressure is hovering around 75/56....not good. And he is just...out of it. I'm going to make another thread because of this cardiologist my brother and I are dealing with.

Thanks for your concern, I appreciate it!

I smoked one of those geeks in an insanely riced out Civic last night, too, they never learn...this clown must have had about 10 gauges stacked up on his A pillar and I left him like the Millineum Falcon lol...man was he pissed after he followed me to the off-ramp and I proceeded to blow his doors off AGAIN

these cars are never-ending entertainment

lol...that is good...'never ending entertainment'. :icon_tup:

You have an S80 correct? Good schooling! Also, my condolences to the well being of your dad. Good luck.

S80 is $$$$$$$.

^Well, I'm pretty sure I saw that in his sig a while back. Maybe it was an S70 lol. (Don't even know if that exists!!!)

S80 twin turbo 2.8 liter in-line 6 cylinder. It HAS some grunt to it...lol!