Battery 12.4V key off and 7V with key on?
 

That pretty much sums it up. The key is to ignition but the car won't start.

Battery is a little over two years old. Thoughts?

I think the battery is cooked.

Battery is prolly toast. If there's an Interstate Battery somewhere locally where you live i highly reccomend the Megatron Plus. Not to be confused with the plain megatron go with the plus. Best battery ive ever owned for the 7.

or for a bit more change go with an optima battery. one of the best out ther.e and you can pick em up at napa

Yeah, it was the battery for sure. All better! Just weird I have never seen that before.