The Bastards Defected Me!!!!!!!
 

ok so first off i got defected fuck em its gonna b toooo loud ;) meh 8db aint shit any way, then since i didnt start her for a few errr i dunno a week maby 2, 4 days i dunno (i have a memory problem) ok so she didnt get started and then i thought oh fuck not good 2 let em sit for 2 long so i decided 2 start her, she ran like shit for a few mins then stopped she may have ran out of petty but i doubt it, and i put some in her and she still wouldnt start ahhhhhhhhhh some one help i only had her for 8 days and they fucked me over, i went for a drive back home 2 the riverland was doin 139k's and a cunt of a cop pulled me over defected me ok get this on my way back 2 adelaide i get pulled over again for speeding !!!!!! only 10k's but and i got arrested I SERIOUSLY WANT 2 KILL EVERY STINKING FUCKING COP OUT THERE but i understand that they are just dumb mother fuckers 139 in a car like that pffffffffffffft i was being careful pluss my girlfriend kept hittin me :S
so any help i can get would b very much appreciated i trust any one reading this will b of sane minded as my self and hopfully have a mit of mech knowledge

ps my corrola runs fine :P
pps so did my datsun

What do you mean? Defected? :confused:

What we have here is a failure at communication.
Turn yourself into a rehab center ASAP!

your to scatter brained for me to realize exactly what the problem is

And I thought all the half wits were in the USA. Wrong.

...dude thinks his car won't start because he let it sit for anywhere from 4 days to 2 weeks...because he was in jail...he got put there because a cop "defected" him (I'm thinking like the AZ equivelent to an exhaust fix it ticket, by the 8db thing) and another cop caught him doing 10km (1.82mph) over the speed limit...or at least that's what I got from it...

...and I thought I was bad off...

WTF I need a translator Defected!?! ohh well he'll be fine

Sorry I don't speak Australian. :bigthumb:

gimme some of whatever you're on!!! :D

^:werd::rofl:

For people to be able to help you, they have to first clearly understand you. Start off with using punctuation because that is a long- ass sentence. You defenately have a memory problem because you tend to start a sentence and never finish it, leaving key words out, and jumping to a whole different topic.

Making such remarks about police officers is not very bright either, so please, do us all a favor and do what cewrx7r1 said!

Lord have have mercy on this soul!

holly mackeral u all suck im guessin some one with an iq of 143 would b hard 2 communiacate with oh well, i wonder why i can understand all u guys ?? coz clearly im off the planet and wats wrong with that, we all know wat ozzy ozbourn is talkin about :S
hrmmm well all i need for my car now is some springs and a intake manifold, if any one know's where i can find one or has one plz let me know.
ps yes i do take drugs yes i do take drugs and i cant feel my feet ha ha ha NO will and grace is not a good show me you legs honey is good on toast and thats wat im making a band does any one want 2 join them with glue???

following is a joke..man that is hilarious it's like you can actually hear the accent that he has!..i was waiting for a kangaroo to pop out somewhere..now seriously..there may be a little communication problem there but at least you could pretty well understand the guy..I read half the stuff that's put on the forum and wonder ..if these kids are to be the future leaders of a nation,god help us all,because they sure the hell can't spell THE..(teh)..sorry about the ticket bogolation,these cars can fly can't they?!!!

For all of you who haven't visited the AUSROTARY.COM forum, DEFECTED is not just like a fix-it-ticket. THey fuck you up....big time. In oz they have license points and fuckin' insane fines for things like modified BOV, exhaust...shit basically everything. It has has to be "engineered" by someone with a license to inspect and write off stuff. Even lowering a car has to be engineered. Imagine that shit here....no more backyard cutting of springs and the like. If you lose to many points in a given time (more than our point system) you lose the right to drive for a while...which can be for just driving your crazy bridge-turbo down the street.

Don't ask me how they have these crazy laws and still have 10-second streeters!

THANK YOU JAIME some one accually argee's with me cops here have a V8 SS comadore with a 350 kw chip installed, they sit about 4cm's off THE ground. My RX7 sits about 6 inches off the ground and it has been defected for being too low :S its stupid arse laws like that, that piss me off.

misterstyx69 i dont know if my car can fly i dont do crazy shit in it altho i have estimated about hi 12's or low 13's on the 1/4, so yes indeed it would fly. I know that any one of my friends giving the opportunity would not have been pulled over by any of these cops as instead of cruisin past them at 139k's they would have flown past at close 2 over 270. being a responsible (KID) i pulled over expecting to have a chat with the cop and walk away with a speeding fine instead i got rooted up the arse as our dear friend Jaime has explained so i appologise for sounding a bit FUCKING NOT HAPPY

i dont expect to run the country but any half ass could see that the politicians these days are a fucking Joke and no onder we're gettin dumber if ppl keep screwing us like you do
love hearing from u guys tho i dont mind het critisism if you cant work out wat teh is in half a second ur twise as dubm as u think i am and obviously type a hell of a lot slower if your pikcing up on tiny little spelling errors such as thsee

damn mate you sound like your way in that bag of shrooms. australia cops suck i got arrested down there in 98 and all i did was throw some fag threw a window in the bar. well it was me and six other sailors off the john s mccain they beat the shit out of us locked us up and still called the ship ass holes. so the window was on the third floor the guy asked for it. bogolation dude chill you have a bad ass ride and you can have fun just stop getting caught you should be able to out run any cop down there just get her set and take her for a ride

I can assure you, we seem to have more than our fair share down here, my hope is they all apply for the Green Card ballot and are successful. :D :D

Not sure he does either, just some form of SMS gibberish (gotta save them thar electrons)

Bureaucracy is expensive. Ask anyone who lives in South Cali.

Fosters ... Australian for beer. thats all the australian i know

wat the fukc ???? fosters is shit get a carlton cold down ya mate
ummm yibbada yibbada ??? fuk dat get a carlton cold down ya nigga a crack a big woody, sif u cant read well wat the fuk ??

I don't think the problem is that we can't read. I think the problem is that you can't write.

whoa

i think the problem is that your all dumb as fuck if you cant read this or even make an attempt at figuring out a different caulture to you own you should not be posting reply's all you doin is makin fun of some one who has a complete different back round to your self you racist bastards. if you dont have any advice or somthing positive to say like yes i agree cops fucking suck they should all die and go 2 hell then u are a jerk.

If you'd have written the entire paragraph in the queens english, rather than using "txt spk", it would have been easier to understand. Then, you'd have got more useful answers and perhaps not such a hostile response. Don't play the racist card, as it has nothing to do with where you come from, as i'd given the same response to your typing regardless of where you came from. As it happens, I have nothing against Australians. In future, try typing properly so that we can all understand.
P.S. Calling everyone "dumb as fuck" won't help you get answers in future.
Regards.

There's no need to think about it-- he can't. :rlaugh: