When rice goes bad (pics inside)
 

http://www.bryanf.com/cars/images/skoda1.jpg

http://www.bryanf.com/cars/images/skoda2.jpg

and the coup de grace:
http://www.bryanf.com/cars/images/skoda3.jpg

It's almost blasphemous, isn't it?

Judas Priest!!! This is the second time I posted something in the wrong forum.

oh well.

That is absolutely fuc*ing hilarious. I bet when you hit redline so many lights, buzzers and whistles go off you think it's going to explode :D

OMG, someone please tell me that it's a really good Photoshop job on that pic. I refuse to believe that thing is for real, it's just too damn UGLY! What the hell is that in there he's got in the interior? Is that a full kitchen with mircrowave/oven/dishwasher/garbage disposal and office with tv/vcr/pc I see there? My HOUSE does not have enough sockets to power all those appliances, that HAS to be a fire hazard! That entire car needs to be thrown in the garbage disposal for everyone's safety.

how is that rice?? its just ugly.

HOLY SHIT!!! Someone pinch me to make sure im awake and not dreaming this which in the wrong mind will do this?? someone bitch slap this dumb ass :wtf:

WOW! thats all i can say asside from why???:stickpoke

I heard it went 0-60 in less the 3 seconds....when it fell of the trailer.

OMG Thats just foul.......Why..... Someone needs to bash the owners head in for doing that :bash: poor...poor car...

What was it to begin with?

yowza......hahaha

what *was* it to begin with?

That's so tyte! :D

I think it was a version of the late 60s/early 70s 911 T before this artist got his heaven-graced hands on it. Well, it was definitely a version of the 911.

That's Playboy bunny to the top-right of the steering wheel just cracks me up!

Oh, dear lord...Hey, wataminute....is that a brother p-touch electronic labeler below that screen on the right? _SWEET_!!!:rolleyes:

where on earth did ya find that......

Whoa, can someone shoot that thing and put it out of it's misery. I think the gauges themselves must weigh like 100lbs

uhhh... an EZ-GO golf cart, maybe? hehe

It appears to be a 911, but I'd be willing to bet it's a 912 (a 911 with a glorified 4-cyl VW Bug engine in it for you non-Porsche types).

Looks like a Transformer!

"More than meets the eye"

WTF??
 

Looks like the Swiss Army Knife of the automobile world...I think MacGuyver (sp?) drives it :D Honestly, I don't think that even started life as a Porsche product...the fenders and silouhette just don't quite work right to be a Porsche. Might be an older VW Beetle that's been hacked like mad. Plus look how tiny those wheels are...look like they're 10". I'm not sure what it is about it, but my God that thing is gonna give me nightmares :eek:

think of the money this poor fool has spent!

look carefully at it, THeres no way that car was at any point a porsche. No porsche has a front end that slopes even remotely like that.

well, except for maybe this one:

http://www.autosportdesigns.com/Phot...LANT_FRONT.jpg

Porsche did make a factory slantnose, however, I'll agree... that doesn't look like it is one, and the seats ride a bit high - kinda like a VW bug.

Granted, if it is a bug, whoever did it did a LOT of hacking to make it look like it does now.

this looks like something bill gates would do, a guy with so much money on his hands to do whatever he wanted, n he certainly did too, btw i dont own an FD i came on here to see if anyone had a black FD that lived in the ft lauderdale area, there's one in my community

i've seen that car before. i'm pretty sure it was called a skoda, not a 911

You actully saw it in person? Did your eyes start burning or itching?

no, actually, it's a 911. Porsche made a slantnose option on the mid 80's turbo's (86 - 89 to be exact). They are about as rare as the 911 Speedster which looks like a 911 convertible with a really low top.