You Might Be a Redneck if............
 

you beat the crap out of the roof surrounding the sunroof to fix a leak

that is exactly what these idots did

"Hey Cletus,,this mechanical roof thingy is leaking on me"

"well Gomer beat the shit out of the roof around it until it stops"

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...0/fde34e1e.jpg



and here is one of my freshly painted inner drivers door,,just for the hell of it
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...6/fde34e20.jpg

feuueewf glad im not a redneck...

hey cleatus did you see the duck tape around I need to fix bumper.

Hey gomer do you think my sister will like it when I'm done. YEEEEHAWWW now when i go to my family reunion i can pick up women :crackup:

and here I thought this was gonna be one of those V8s into a RX-7 threads...

this isn't the only stupid thing that has lead me to beleive the previous owners of this car were morons.

it also had a Jame Bond smoke screen that used oil injected into the intake manifold via the washer fluid tank

also from teh condition of the floor board and the right side rocker panel these good ole boys liked off roading in it

holy shit i can't believe you said that,,i just rolled out of my chair,,,i bought this thing in Alabama,,and the guy who sold it to me told me he was planning on putting a v-8 in it :)