SEX IN YOUR REX....!??... possible...?
Just curious if you guys want to share your prefered positions for Rex sex.... the oppertunity almost came up for me... (cops pulled in the parking lot, had no Idea we were there and started setting up a radar trap!) so we figured we wouldnt bother... but the entire time i was thinking, how the hell am i going to do this.... im a short guy so i figured the hatch would work... but it seems pretty cramped... is it possible to do it in a rex!??
I apologise if people are affended by the nature of this thread.... -Ben :boink: |
ROAD HEAD...LOL.. That is the best. Just have to pull over or be on a slow road after a little while if you know wut i mean.. LOL. I dont see how its possible. Esspically me, im 6'1" so there is like no chance for me.
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its easy as pie, i am 6'6" so if i can do it anyone can. the firs and most degrading way for the girl is to open the sunroof, get her on her back, her butt on the center armrest/console, her head in the passenger footwell, no stick your head out the roof and start waxing her.
the second, sit in shotgun, recline the seat and get her to straddle you, it takes some practice, but practicing it is the fun of it. |
HAHAHAhahahAHhahahAHAHA! i can see that, i drive by a parking lot, and i can see your tall ass sticking out the sunroof... going back anf forth... ahahAHAQhahAH
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Its possible. Just put her in the passenger seat and lay the seat down as far as it will go. There u go.
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What has always worked for me is:
She sits in passenger’s seat, scoots her butt, up to the edge of the seat, reclines the seat as far as it goes. Puts her legs up on dash or pulls then to her chest. You kneel in the passenger’s foot well. Being 6'2" it’s a little tight in the foot well, but hey you’re getting some right??? |
I agree with mark's method. However, hitting redline while getting road head is great.
Funny story about that. 1st night I had ny Rex, me and this girl head out into the country. She says, undo your zipper. Well, she begins to do her job, but I obey all traffic laws. All of a sudden, the car we just passed does a U-turn. He follows us for about 5 minutes, and I tell her to stop. SUddenly, lights and sirens. Well, it was a rookie (you could tell) and he said that I did not have a regristration sticker. "Well sir, notice the paper license plate in the rear hatch? That is because my regristrastion has not come in yet." He looked at the plate, and says "Yeah, you're right. Sorry to interrupt, er bother you." As he turns to walk away, he winks and gives me a little descrite thumbs up. Man, cops can be so cool sometimes...;) (Yes, this is a true story...) |
It's a bit tougher in an FD but still doable!
Only once so far, but damn it was great! |
rico.. thats pretty funny.... But how the hell do you shift will somones head in front of you... someones arm on the arm rest gets in my way.. nevermind a head.. and shoulders....
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I used to have a '67 Corvette hardtop and the rex has more room in the back. Just push the seats as far forward as possible, push the set backs forward and theres lots of room. Not good for acrobatics, but good enough for the missionary position. I used to even double date in my Corvette. It helps to have a flat pillow.
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It was really not that hard. Just put my arm over her and shift. The fun part was when my hand went behind her, and into the back of her pants for some manual fun. THAT was cool. Too bad the guy she was seeing at the time and her got engaged. We have only had 1 fling since that. Man, she was great...;)
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Bj's are better done on the interstate, no shifting !! The looks and thumbs up I got was funny :D I've also done it in the rear hatch. It was my 86 and it had no storage bins so it was flat from the seats all the way to the back. I folded the seats forward and placed pillows on the backs of them. I left the hatch open and we were parked on the beach facing the ocean, it was great. I later married this women but as of now (2 years later)devorsed from her :rolleyes:
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hahaha wow... that is hilarious....
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In the hatch works? I thought about that. Now having sex in a Civic....that is a challenge!!;)
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civics have back seats... fold those down, and there is tons of lay down space in the Hatch!! i dated a girl with a civic once.. well it was her moms... but whatever..
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yarg...
I would never have sex in the rex...
that is just wrong. The leather seats! The Dash! I spend to much time and money on my rex to have sex in it... It would help if I had sex at all though... YARG!! "Racer's Don't Need Girlfriends" - The lonely Driver. |
so you have leather seats.... put a towel in the storage bin, then it is there when ever you need it... if you are telling me you would turn down sex cause you have leather seats then thats probably why you are "the Lonley driver" but some guys just really love there cars i guess..
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hmm...
I'd just take her to the house for sex...no point in stinkin up the car. I do like my car a hell of a lot too.
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Prax, sometimes you have to do it where you can get it.
and I agree with RacerXtreme7 Bj's are better done on the interstate, no shifting !! I remember this one time driving to Vegas with the sunroof open and her bobbing, while we passed semi's... |
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I dunno man, I am 6'5" and barely fit in the REX as it is with the seats all the way back and fully reclined.
I don't think there is anyway I could ever even fit to have sex in the car (and BJs sure...but as long as she cleans up after properly. :eek: ) |
Man, oh man is this thread gonna get closed for sure!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Sex is cool!!;)
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i'm learning a thing or too here.. its appreciated.... the next time i have a chance to go at it in the rex, she is gonna think i've done it a thousand times cause ill be trying all sorts of stuff, and practicaly be a pro......
this is definatley getting a 5 star rating from me.... |
Re: SEX IN YOUR REX....!??... possible...?
Originally posted by M.C. Language Just curious if you guys want to share your prefered positions for Rex sex... is it possible to do it in a rex!?? I |
no with a fucking Goat...
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Oh sorry....I thought you had a Bonez!:D
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