Joke thread, just for fun
 

Hey guys, I currently rented the movie "Fast and the furious" after seeing it I had to go out and buy a Rx7! I coulden't afford a 3rd Gen so I got a kick ass 2nd.

I want to know what will make me faster, one of my friends told me that if I paint a big number 3 on the side of my car I will go faster, but my friend said this only worked for mustangs, Is this true?

Also, I thought imports were front wheel drive, well guess what guys, my rx7 is rear wheel drive!!! I must have a super rare car huh!

Hey after I bought my fast and furious rx7, I have been hearing the word "rotors" thrown around alot why do you guys care about your brake rotors so much? Are rx7's hard to stop?

Can I get a body kit to make my car look like a 3rd gen?

Hey I have a crazy problem!!! Well when I get on the gas hard I hear a wierd whineing noise comming from the front of the car and some gauge in the lower left of my dash goes crazy!!! What's wrong????

thanks guys, i'm gunna get nos
-Rx7nut

HEHEH, thats good. You made me laugh...
:p:

really your gonna get nos, two of them, the BIG ones!

kleach

HAHAHA!

I think the whining from the front can be atributed to a worn timing belt, as for the gauge that goes crazy, don't worry about it that's just your shift gauge, so when it gets to the top ShIfT MaD QuIcK Yo!

Ya man RX-7s only have 2 rotors so they are hard to stop. In case you didnt know they are in the front so you can do some mad power-braking. You can even get a specialty shop to hook your RX-7 up with 3 rotors. This is mad awesome.

ahhaha... thats good.... I want my car on the road... :(
....Cause then I can shift MaD QuICk yO :stick:

Ouch! Hot coffee on the keyboard! Burnt fingers! Post warning before inducing laughter!

remember to double clutch when you shift up mad quick!!

Just remember to hook up your laptop to something and watch out for danger to the intake manifold.

Oh yeah, watch out for diamond plate floor mats falling off and flying at pedestrians at high speeds.

If you add a body kit and a double decker spoiler it will make your car lighter. And regardless of what people tell you, you do not...repeat DO NOT have to possess the parts to sport the stickers!

They have to be yellow stickers. Oh yeah, the more vinyl graphics, the lower your cd(coefficient drag) becomes

remember to put some sticker they seem to give good HP:D

Yep, I think they give you the most HP per $. Think its up to what, 3HP/$1?(A $5 sticker gives you 15HP :D)

Not to mention the more neon the better. Blind the competition so they can't see the starter.

I live my life a quarterpounder at a time........
For those ten bites or less im free!

:rofl: that's great :bigthumb:

CHRIS REED ARE YOU A COP!?!

if you are i'm going to take my civics instead of my rx-7 and street race some eighteen wheelers, yo

Interesting facts about that movie.

The mitsu in the beginning shifts seven times?
The trailer trucks seem to rise to give way to traffic?
The mitsu is not turbo in the beginning?
Cold air intake on turbo mitsu?
Stripers that paint lines on the road to race?
That Rx7 is not that fast? Import mag review, <-just a new exhaust and new motor, last blew to no fcd.
The truck hits the curb, but is never shown scratched or dented.
The floorboard flew off into the air but is there when dam gets into the car.
The motor would have blown long before the welds on the intake.
Naaawwsss does not burn green.


damn its late thats all i can think of.
Yes i have seen it before but only twice.

NO cop here,

Stuff wrong with FnF

1. They know what a 2JZ engine looks like, but not what a Supra does.

2. When the Supra is driving after the motorcycles at the end you can totally see the ramps on the hills.

3. Also at the end in one scene the Supra is dirty and in the next it's sqeeky clean.

4. How long was that first race again??? How fast were they going??

uh.... make sure not to fry your piston rings ;)

No wonder the race car uses 4 rotors...they really need to stop.